As Vincent Lane finishes his brief speech welcoming himself to attacks, Finn Kühn can be seen steadily climbing down from behind, using a ladder. Thankfully, the owner of the XWF's hearing isn't the greatest in his middle age, as Finn is able to get himself down without Lane knowing.

Slowly, silently, Finn grabs a trash can and DUMPS IT RIGHT OVER VINCENT'S HEAD! Vinnie is running around like a mad man trying to get the trash can off of him as Finn is laughing! Noticing something special out of the corner of his eye, Finn grabs a pair of cymbals... AND CLAPS IT ON THE TRASH CAN!

FWAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!

Lane drops to the floor like a sack of bricks, permanent hearing damage likely done. Finn hops on top of him for the pin as a referee can be seen hopping out of another trash can for the count.

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Must suck to be slower than Benny BJ.



Vin kicks the fuck out for good measure, because you just never know these days. Also because Finn smells like wienerschnitzel.

Oh so you like it slow? I can work with that. How do you feel about thumbs up the bum? I twirl it around and everything. I call it a chocolate milkshake.
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