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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (05-27-2017)

"XWF is X-Treme I mean where else in the world can you watch a grown war hero smash a thirteen-year-old girl into gunk Starbucks would turn around throw sprinkles on it and then turn around and sell it to other thirteen-year-old girls? Nowhere besides here in the XWF dammit. Well maybe in Asia, the Middle East, and Russia. Oh don't make me forget Michael Graves basement, hopefully, he has been taking good care of little Ms. Dolly Waters. I don't want the critics to believe I only beat her because she was malnourished. So Graves if you are listening and you care about your precious Dolly, take good care of her and keep her healthy Dammit!

Even though I normally don't like to take myself down to the level of putting my hands on an underage girl. Nor any girl at that, but I have seen Dolly's tapes and that little psycho tween is not just any damn girl. She is a damn freak of fucking nature, if she was of age I sure wouldn't mind. You know because of how much of a hard ass bitch she is. Hell, she makes most the men in the XWF roster look like a bunch of backstreet boy blowhards. Now don't be taking what I am saying and getting it all twisted because I damn sure am not saying she is going to win. What I am saying for the slow ones out there, you know my more grunt like fellahs.

Is that I won't be coming at Dolly as if she is a thirteen-year-old girl. I will be taking her head on like she is the god damn Queen of Fucking Xtreme. Meaning I will use whatever damn tool, weapon, and tactic that is needed to put that candy happy bitch on her back for the three count! None of my matches will go as sad or pathetic as my return match. No, I will not embarrass myself like that again. I'm stronger, smarter, happier, and full of life again. One match is all it took, you all will see. Come Saturday on Savage Bearded Fucking War Pig is walking out of the Chesapeake Energy Arena the new XWF X-Treme Champion and well if by some miracle I don't. My performance won't be anything less than spectacular.

Wrestling is my new life and who doesn't enjoy the hardcore stuff the most?! See if I do become the new XWF X-Treme Champion I have been thinking to myself, less than a week and I could be a double Champion. Holding the title my eyes were focused on when I first signed my contract to XWF. The X-Treme Championship, that is right, the Universal wasn't my main goal or objective. Hell, I don't even know if it is now. One thing I do know though, I want to show the world exactly what kind of heart, spirit, strength, and charisma Marines have. My fallen brothers and sisters will always be remembered because I will make sure you people know where it was I drew my strength and power from!

Dolly is going to be the poor first soul to feel and experience this new attitude. My new attitude, not just in the ring but with life. When I was here before I was fighting with a completely different mindset. The same mindset that cost me an elimination in my return match. Well, I soaked that mindset in gasoline and sent it to hell with all the other negative shit heads of the world. Now is the time for me to rise to my feet and stand tall. I will take the opportunities placed at my feet and just run as hard and fast as I can. Full steam ahead until there is no further I can go.

Oh, I know it is going to be a grueling, painful, and very long journey. Hell right now the war in the XWF is just starting to pick up. For a lone rider like myself to hop back in the middle right now and expect to rise alone is madness. Some would say a man wanting to go and die for his country is as well and well I've done did that. Mad seems to run in my families blood so if I have to put a siege on The King's castle's I will. Dulling the blade of AX3, Standing up to the Man, or even playing therapist for The Asylum then so be it. This company is at war whether any of us want to admit it or not and well I'm trained by the best damn warfighting military unit this universe has ever seen.

So this doesn't just go for the stables who want dominance but as well all the other singles back in the locker room. In less than a week the path to the top will be through me! No doubt about it, Dolly isn't going to stop, Jim isn't going to stop, and no one will stop me. Some may slow down this tank but eventually this old war dog is going to push his way through. The war machine has already been fired up and now I am here to make sure the right side wins! Now, remember all you swine lovin warriors. See yall Saturday.

Oink, Oink Mother Fuckers!"

~Voice Recording on the XWF Website~

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