The scene opens to NOCMM staring off into the horizon after killing some more monkeys. He's not thinking about Jim Caedus's promo, because he already thought about it. He already laughed about Jim Caedus claiming to be tired, the opposite of woke. He already thought about Jim's vicious denial of something obviously true. These things weren't really that thought-provoking. It didn't take much to figure out how to turn them around on Caedus and own him, but that was for the next promo. This promo was about something else.

NOCMM watches Hero Xtreme 7.9's most beautiful creation as it crashes against the sands.

NOCMM thinks about his past.

NOCMM thinks about his mistakes.

A Cisgendered Female Voice: Takei me a river...

NOCMM thinks about that time he stuck his dick in crazy. It happened plenty of times.

NOCMM: Yes Kelli, Takei me a river. It's been awhile, I heard you got arrested.

Kelli Berglund: Don't change the subject.

NOCMM: That was God's promo. I'm not responsible for that pun, alright. He doesn't know about your tendencies. He doesn't know about your affliction. It's been so long that I wasn't even sure if you'd still care.

Kelli Berglund: Oh. Maybe I should have watched the promo before I freaked out.

NOCMM: That's true. It wasn't just some promo made by a nobody rookie. It was a real promo with a real purpose with a real message to people. It wasn't a Rookieman promo where he was just doing it for the money. It wasn't a Caedus promo where he just plugs his ears while the truth screams at him, then has some boring scenes. You can't just assume you know everything based on the titles of promos that represent my client, because he's not a rookie. This isn't his 1st or 2nd time main eventing a show, like Caedus and Rookiepool respectively. This is his 948th time.

Kelli Berglund: I know...I know I would have loved every second of it, but you know it's hard for me. Lab Rats is deep into my past. It's so last year, but the memories continue to haunt me to this day.

NOCMM: I do know. I faced your wrath first hand. I made a pun without cumming in your ears first, and if I wasn't invisible I would have payed dearly for it.

Kelli Berglund looks at the cameraman then shakes her head.

Kelli Berglund: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your promo.

NOCMM: I was kind of hoping you would. That's why I filmed it here. At our spot.

Kelli can feel his massive mountain of an invisible dick poking her.

Kelli Berglund: I did come all this way. It would be a shame to leave with no new invisible man-made holes.

The 21 year old former Disney Channel star pays NOCMM for a hard wound fucking as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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