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John_Black · (06-05-2016)

[We are inside the studios of The Howard Stern show with Howard himself and his friends, and then we see Howard and Robin have a quick discussion about their latest guest on the show.]

Howard: Do you have any idea on who John Black is?

Robin: Well I do know that he wrestles in XWF, and took a bunch of dangerous spots in his time there.

Howard: What type of spots you talkin bout’?

Robin: Hmm…let’s just say he got buried into bloody tampons and got out of it alive.

Howard: This man who’s on our show is going to have to explain his tampon fetish, get out here John!

[Then JB’s theme plays and he walks out with a really dirty and bloody tampon in his mouth chewin it like if it was piece of jerky. Then Howard and Robin looks onward at disgust as he sits onto the couch where he places the headsets on his ears to speak to them.]

Howard: So John, how much do you love tampons?

[JB still chewing on the tampon while Howard kept on a straight face.]

Howard: It seems like you have a thing for really bloody tampons, I bet you always would buy them for your girls when they are on the time of the month.

JB: Who’s on the time of the month?

Howard: Nobody is on it…Robin?

[Robin gives a visual sign of not wanting to answer that question.]

Howard: Well, she won’t spill out her blood, so I guess we will take some callers. Caller number 82 your on, what do you need to tell to our guest John Black?

[Then we hear this deep ass voice through the call, making seem like if a Tranny is on the line.]

Caller 82: Oh Howard, I wanna know if John can… shove his tampon down my aswhole as I bleed though my penus. I really want someone for him to let me bleed down there!

[Then JB, Howard, and Robin all just start to laugh at the caller. Then we see JB pulls up his mask and rubs his eyes in utter shame. Then we see Robin going up to him with her fresh pair of HER used Tampon.]

Robin: Are you willing to make love to this?

JB:Make love? Bish I would ROLL into your pair of used tampons until I buss a nutta!

Robin: You… intrest me…

[Robin gives the tampon to JB and she heads back to her booth. Then we see Howard ready to close this whole gimmick.]

Howard: Oh man the time we have left, JB we want to ask you why you are participating in the and I quote “MEGA MENSTRUAL CYCLE MATCH OF MADNEES”? Do you have any ounce of dignity to be wheelbarrow boy to full a tub of women’s tampons? Will you get paid for this stuff?

[JB then puts back on the mask put Robin’s Tampon in his pocket. As he scratches his beard, we see his pants pocket bleeding. He noticed it, but ignores it and answers this man questions.]

JB: Vinny Lane thought it would be a good idea for me to be the wheelbarrow boy for this match, plus it’s a rib on me for being notorious with tampons. Long story short lets just say the guys in the locker room just saw me in buried alive in tampons years ago. Do I have any dignity for this? I probably don’t but it don’t really matter to me I’m not the one having to be drowning into the cycle. Will I get paid?... maybe paid in five minutes with Roxy, and that’s it.

[After brief silence in the studio, the scene shift into this…]

E.O.R.P

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