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Unknown Soldier · (05-08-2016)

Unknown Soldier: "As a former trios partner and friend with one of the members of the Feder family, I can honestly say that I've sat back and watched a slew of sub-par trash talking subordinates fill the role of holding this title. Sid Feder would be absolutely ashamed at the way

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has filled the role of Federweight champion for such a long time. It's a damn travesty that complete cock blowing homosexuals like Reeve Gordon are actually allowed to hold the title. I can assure you that Sid Feder is out there somewhere, right now, grasping his heart and falling to one knee like some kind of Yoda force sensitivity that something tragic has just taken place. I think that instead of being the Federweight Champion, this little Gordon girlyboy should focus on practicing for his flock of seagulls cover band! Am I supposed to be impressed that this dweeb can shape shift into whatever conveniently and coincidentally always happens to be the worst joke he can make at that point in time?

Because I'm not, I already saw Mystique do that in X-men and she went from the most fuckable comic book character to an ugly, disturbing looking blue alien thing with slick backed red hair. So gross that not even a desperate fat pimpled teenager would put his dick inside of it. Would somebody let me know when this douche bag shape shifts or transforms into something entertaining, because the only thing I've seen so far is the saddest and most pathetic attempt at someone trying to make a joke that I've seen since Larry the Cable Guy.

Oh, and how about this other animal calling himself Jerkbeast? If anybody needed the power to shape shift it would be this ugly red rhinoceros lookin' mother fucker! Has he mastered the power of jerking off or something? Is that where he came up with this name? What's wrong you big fat oaf, is their not enough giant red hippopotamus pussy out there to help get you through your day? I guess if you are anything remotely human, that it would be obvious that most woman would be appalled by you. So go on and jerk away like a baus, you big beast. This guy/thing/demon can complain all he wants, but the fact is it still wouldn't matter if we gave Reeve Gordon 500 words, 500 minutes, or even 666 days. That dick bag is still going to go over the limit, because he's so full of himself that even Donald Trump can't compete in his area of 'attention whore-itis' syndrome.

I've heard idiots say that Travis McCoy is the next big thing in XWF? HA! Well guess what, the Unknown Soldier walked back in and is about to become double champion with a third on the way, as soon as Vinnie Lane decides to shape shift out of pussy form!"

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