Loverboy runs into Justin Sane while at the zoo.

Hey Justin!

Congrats on getting a second title handed to you, man. That never gets old, right?

I think I like my belt better than yours though, man, check out the cool Feder face...

Loverboy cracks Justin Sane across the dome with his Federweight Championship, dropping the new X-Treme Champion in one shot.

As Loverboy hooks a leg and covers him, an actual zebra makes the count with a hoof...



1........











2................

As the Zebra's hoof is coming down for the third time, it accidentally stomps on Loverboy's head.

Kick Out.

Sane gets to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs, and see's Vinnie on his knees, holding his head. Sane drags the Federweight Champion to his feet as nearby onlookers gasp and scream. Sane throws Vinnie hard against the wall of a snake pit, before reaching over the fence and grabbing a Red Tail Boa, which he then wraps around Vinnie's neck, choking him. Still holding firmly on to the snake, Sane drags Lane forward across the path and then hurls him straight through the wire of a insanely large walk-through aviary! Loverboy hit the ground with a thud, as the agitated snake starts attacking his face.

Vinnie finally manages to grab the snake and toss it, watching thankfully as it slithers off into the distance. He gets up and goes to leave, only to see CorVus suddenly standing before him, appearing out of seemingly nowhere.


ZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!!

CorVus digs his stun gun into Vinnie's gut as Loverboy doubles over in pain.

"CorVus?"

"..."

Corvus holds up his right hand, then slowly raises his gaze to the top right hand corner of the aviary. Sane matches his gaze and see's a flock of crows, hundreds, perched up high in dead trees. CorVus slowly rolls his fist closed as he starts bringing it down, little finger first, then ring, then middle, until by the time he reaches Lane writhing in pain, it his just his index finger.

CAW CAW CAA-CAAAWWW CA-CAWWW!

The flock of crows descend upon the helpless Lane and begin savagely tearing at him with their sharp beaks! Lane screams in pain as he is hidden behind a black hurricane of scavengers. After about ten seconds, CorVus holds up his right hand and the birds cease their attack instantly, merely standing on the ground. Sane walks over and looks at Lane on the ground, his lycra ripped to shreds and his face looking like a bag of mince, crimson and butchered.

Sane picks up Lane and slings him over his shoulder, walking out of the aviary and slumping Vinnie across the back of the zebra, which groans but doesn't move. Sane picks up Lane's Federweight title and looks at it before laying it across Lane.

"Well, what do you know? They put your face on the belt."

Before Sane can do anything else, CorVus appears face to face with Sane, standing beside the zebra.

"CorVus, what are you even doing here, man?"

"..."

Corvus smiles at Sane, not breaking eye contact.

ZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

CorVus reaches back an shocks the zebra on the ass and it screeches in pain before taking off at breakneck speed, Vinnie still slumped over its back. CorVus picks up the X-Treme title and dusts it off before placing it back over Sane's shoulder and patting it twice. CorVus holds his arms out to his sides, and the Hurricane of black crows surrounds him. After about five seconds, the crows fly off.. and CorVus is gone.