I'm acting kind of unilaterally here, but I think Ozy would be cool with this. To all of those that help write or judge matches on Madness from here on out, I'm inclined to reward your efforts by giving you a small monetary bonus. Keep that in mind as we move forward here. Amounts may vary over time based upon the amount of effort it takes to do what you do, so that we can do what we do.

Paying us money for our services?

Is this some sort of upside down prostitution?

What kind of Jew are you?

That said, I am absolutely in favor of this. Paul and I will figure out what the appropriate amounts are for your help and starting with this upcoming Madness we will be dishing out the XBux.

Still no lime love for Madness BTW, that was surprisingly hard to write lime three consecutive times.

God, I'm gonna be swimming in fake money, then. From now on I will write and judge every match.*


*Not true.