Mark Flynn sits by himself in the center of a locker room. He wears only a towel around his waist and a wet towel over his head. He's just had another worthless title defense. Why? Because that's what Mark Flynn does.

The lights go out.



Damn it Duke! You always beat me! Why must you do it again?

We can't upset the natural order, Mark. It's not my choice. It must be done.



The lights come on and Sebastian Duke stands behind Mark Flynn with Flynn's 24/7 briefcase in hand. He brings it down upon Flynn's head, causing the King of the Midcarders to drop out of the chair to the floor.

Flynn tries to get to his feet, but does it slowly. Duke reaches down and grabs Flynn by his throat and lifts him to his feet. Duke stares into the eyes of Mark Flynn before lifting him into the air and choke slamming down through the steel chair that he was previously sitting in. Duke places his foot on Marks chest...



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THR- NO!

Flynn kicks out! Flynn and Duke and his title belt... All launch in the direction of Flynn's kickout...

The title belt lands on Duke's lap...

And Flynn takes it away immediately.

Duke reaches for it and gets a hand on it.

And Flynn wrenches it out of his grip.

Man, it seems like the second anyone good is across from him, Sebastian Duke cannot hang onto a title belt to save his life...

Duke reaches for it once more...

WHAM!

Flynn clocks him with the title belt.

Duke lies on the ground unconscious, like a rag doll as Flynn takes his belt, his briefcase and walks away...

As he makes it to the door, he turns to the camera.

"This latest embarassing showing by Sebastian Duke is brought to you by Party City's new Speed Bump Costume. Get run over, repeatedly and without dignity, just like former XWF Universal Champion Sebastian Duke."