Oh wow, is this the guy with Down Syndrome everyone has been talking about? Despite the fact that you have a mongoloid brow and permanent "I'm making a poopy" look, you're inspiring us all! Don't let your deformities hurt your feelings, you're doing a good job, buddy. Go, you doofy bastard, go! Who cares if you don't exactly "win" all of your matches, you're special just for trying. Someone give him a medal.

Actually, on second thought, that wouldn't be a good idea. He might try to bite it thinking there's chocolate inside and chip his tooth.

Awe what's wrong?

Does the with the long hair not like getting called out on his shit?

Let me guess, you got the nickname Blizzard because your ex girlfriend saw your 3 inch cock and your first response was "It will grow I promise, it's a fucking blizzard outside." That's it right? That has to be it because no one with a fucking brain cell would give himself that nickname.

Good ahead tough guy, keep moving the goalposts because you got made to look like a bitch.

Just a heads up, if you are going to go on a rant about how perfect you speak you might not want to sound like a fucking when you do it. Just some free advice from me to you.

OOC: Actually the only singles match I lost to was Luca.

I'm sorry, Kendall.

I'm sorry these guys are being sexist and preventing me from fucking you.

Oops, I mean, seducing and ejaculating inside of you. "Fucking" is a harsh term that idealizes power structures.

By the way, can someone give Tommy his booboo or check his manthong for a dookie? He's getting all grumpy for no reason. I really don't want him to use what physiologists call "his strength" to break something backstage that some poor Mexican will have to clean up.

OOC: I'm not totally up to date with records, storylines, and such. Not that Aidan Collins would care enough to look up facts. Ignorance and inconsistencies are a pretty part of the gimmick, I'm sure you guys have already discovered.

Keep going, I'm not out of popcorn yet. My money's on Swagkins.

Nah, I'm good. I like my life.

Grayson, he's just angry that we have the decency to dress well while he looks like he purchased Walmart's "Poor Moron Collection".

(08-04-2014, 06:53 PM)Blizzard Said: Grayson, he's just angry that we have the decency to dress well while he looks like he purchased Walmart's "Poor Moron Collection".

Slow your roll. We aren't friends or companions or allies or any other term you can think off. You have to earn that.

(08-04-2014, 07:00 PM)GraysonStinger Said: Slow your roll. We aren't friends or companions or allies or any other term you can think off. You have to earn that.

You have stupid hair.

Ouch. Good one. You cut me so deep to the core. Here's a gold star.

You need ten mil? I'm sure we can work something out. I'd just rather it not be that.

This guy Grayson tries to give me a "gold star", whatever lingo that is for some deprived sex act, and now he's negotiating a blow job from a midget? Now, I don't have to have anything against homosexuals but I have to say that Grayson might want to remove the R from his first name, as it would be convenient for other butt pirates or whatever term is now accepted by the gay community.

I should have been clear, Blizzard. No blowjobs. You stupid little fuck.

Fordo: I as well have no problem with cash. I don't mind spending. I just would rather not it be on a sexual favors from another man. My apologizes. Blizzard may be offer you about $1.50. It's about all he's worth.

Dude, no one has a problem with you paying 10 million dollars for blowjobs from men. Stop being so defensive about it.

But why pay when la chica bonita from down the block does it for free?

That's cool that you have fun with them but I would never advise sexual intercourse with a transvestite for free. Whatever floats your boat, though.

Wow, good one. Definitely didn't see it coming. You seem upset now. Was it the gold star thing?

Why would your sexual degeneracy upset me?

Just so you're aware...a gold star is a gold piece of plastic shaped like a star. Not what your deprived mind makes it.

(08-04-2014, 10:11 PM)GraysonStinger Said: Just so you're aware...a gold star is a gold piece of plastic shaped like a star. Not what your deprived mind makes it.

The gold star I got was a sticker.

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(08-04-2014, 10:17 PM)Guppy Parsh Said:

(08-04-2014, 10:11 PM)GraysonStinger Said: Just so you're aware...a gold star is a gold piece of plastic shaped like a star. Not what your deprived mind makes it.

The gold star I got was a sticker.

I only save the stickers for friends and companions.

As intriguing as that offer isn't, I'm afraid I have to decline. I have a meeting with a special someone about a special purchase.

By the way, here's that "r" you forgot in my name.

Hmmmmmm....nope I don't think that's what happened. And here I was thinking we were moving past the name calling. You disappoint me Mr Swagkins

Told ya, I got a meeting. Ask Blizzard.

If by some miracle of God you got onto my property, and are waiting to make your next move, you'll be very sad. I'm not in South Beach.

Well I hope you enjoy your trip. Would you like a million for your troubles?

Not showing off, just trying to be friendly. Just because I'm a bad guy doesn't mean I can't like people or be friendly towards them. It was a gift. But oh well.


My fortune was made through earning it. I worked for everything since a child and now I like to share with others. I don't like showing off.

Yeah, I'm a dick. Yeah I'm an ass. Yeah, I'm too cocky for my own good. But I still like to be nice occasionally.

We didn't ask for your life story, you boring jackass.

Fordo: I'll have to decline. That's not my sort of thing. My apologies for ruining your fun.

Blizzard: who the fuck asked your opinion on anything?

And I don't remember agreeing.

Grayson...I like your style! Very sassy and fierce!

In the good spirits of the recently departed Theo Pryce. I feel that you have deserved a Universal Title shot! Poor…poor, Theo…He always chose a new hire as his opponents and thus…he held the crown for as long as he did. With all that being said…Grayson Stinger! Do you wish to receive a title match against the Undefeated MORBID ANGEL!?! If so…then we should speak terms of battle!

Hmmm I must also turn that down momentarily. I have to focus on the impressing matters with a special boss of ours at the moment. I will see you in the future Mr. Angel, count on it.

You lost the chance of a lifetime...

A rich guy blowing smoke out of his ass and then backing down when it's time to nut up? That's almost too stereotypical.

Grason Stinger's epitaph will read: "Turns Down Title Shots, But Has A Nice Suit."

Your words have no effect. It's all for the better of everyone here.

(08-05-2014, 08:00 PM)Morbid Angel Said: You lost the chance of a lifetime...

Sacrifices have to be made for the better of the plan. Surely you understand this?