I could do it. You all know I can. In fact, it may be more fun to do it this way then to crush all the hopes in the dreams of all you pathetic weaklings. You would turn from my "competition" to my pawns.

You all know its possible. You know you want it. You all know that with me it would become a Golden Era for the lowly XWF. It only takes one phone call, one meeting, one little amount. And I would be more than willing to pay whatever price is necessary.

All your wildest dreams and desires could come true. You just have fall in line behind me. The greatest thoroughbred this company has ever seen.

No thanks necessary, your undying gratitude is thanks enough.

Aww look...it's a young Theo Pryce! How cute...

What a complement to Mr. Pryce. But you have seemingly confused me with a hack who uses Daddy's money.

I am really sorry you feel that way. I would implore that you reconsider your stance because a one-eyed leader would reflect terribly upon you and the rest of these people.

We all miss Theo. It is really unfortunate that he couldn't survive the jungle. It'll all be okay. Promise.

1. I knew you were full of shit. Both literally and metaphorically.

2. You would be at it for years. It might actually be beneficial for the XWF if you start now.

And I have tons of shoes. Tons. In many locations. Many.

The only problem I have is trying to see into that deranged little mind. But maybe I'm just over analyzing. Maybe you just don't like me. Or maybe you're tired of throwing your shit at a wall and calling it "art". Who really knows.

((Loverboy walks in eating some Oreo cookies.))

Hey guys... anyone seen Socrates? He's, like, my partner and stuff. He told me once before that he really wanted Frodo to "dive right into his baklava," so I thought he might be in here with you.

No. Your partner has probably moved on. He understood the natural order and has fallen in line behind his next true leader.

Let's set the record straight. I am not like these posers you claim me to be. I am not here to whine and to cry and to pout when I don't get my way. If I don't get it at first, I'll just simply take it the next time. One way or another this company will be under my control.

Let me clue you into my strategy. I'm not afraid of losing a battle. Because I know for a fucking fact I will win the war.

((Loverboy munches on some more Oreos, finishing them off and wiping his hands off on his Whitesnake t-shirt.))

Gotcha. Alright, well, have fun trying to take over the world, Brain. Oh, and Frodo? There was a wallaby in the hallway taking a shit in front of your dressing room. Peace guys!

((Loverboy leaves.))

Remind me to send that wallaby a thank you card and a check.

(08-03-2014, 10:23 AM)GraysonStinger Said: Remind me to send that wallaby a thank you card and a check.

"The War Machine doesn't need to understand shit. Unlike Frodo, I do not rape. My thing is killing. Maiming. Mauling. Do not cross me, human. You will not be pleased with the outcome."

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You know it's funny. The last guy who tried to take the company over, and did, got his ass handed to him and his company taken away by the same Theo Pryce you are shitting all over.

Now mind you, Theo was a cock sucking, ball riding, taint licking , the likes of which would make Richard Simmons blush but at least he was original. You coming in here as a failed carbon copy only makes you look like a punk bitch with no creativity of his own.

Congratulations Grayson, you will forever be known as the guy who showed up trying to be Haden Oliver Thomas, who showed up trying to be Theo Pryce.

(08-03-2014, 11:55 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: Frodo pops back holding a Wallaby that is not Gary.

"Two things. This is not the Wallaby I'm after. Second. Cain, you're a fucking liar. You raped Danny Scott, and were in a rape match with Morbid Angel. I guest reffed the Scott one. Liar. No wonder you got raped in that pit."

"No, I sodomized Danny with a light post."

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Oh my...return from negotiations and so much to discuss. I'll just pick my two favorites:

Cain: you have balls. I like that. You stated your case and threatened to beat my ass. Nothing over the top. I don't plan on crossing you. In fact, I think you're alright.

Tommy: you all keep trying to compare. I can't be compared with anyone. Those other two pathetic men didn't have what it took to keep up. They didn't adapt. They didn't have the resources they believed they did. I do. In fact, resources are what I do best.

"The problem, Grayson, is that you're not the first to make claims of this nature, actually you sound just like Hayden. He claimed to be incomparable too, if I'm not mistaken. I might be, wasn't here for Hayden, had to watch these old clips off him. But at the end of the day, Grayson, you have to prove your worth here. Throw all your money around if you want, but you'll just get your ass kicked faster. Hell, you're likely to draw Samuels back from Washington just so he can destroy you. Or Hayden back from wherever he's at."

Arrive two weeks prior. Talk about how you're going to win, and how you're better than everyone.

Do nothing.

Then, make an announcement about how instead, you think you're going to buy the company. Likely because you know if you actually tried to keep with your original goal you'll crash and burn.

Bravo, Grayson.

You almost had everyone fooled.

Coward.

Thanks for your comments. No really, thanks. They add kindling to the fire. I like having to prove things. I feed off the competition.

Why take over a company? To fight off the onslaught of haters. Why talk down to you all? To bring out big hitters to talk back.

I love competition. It drives my life. It's do or die. I've been looking for a place to provide the best.

Seems I found the right place.

You're pretty observant.

I don't understand all the complaining here. Grayson clearly has the it factor.A future star of the new Xwf brand.

Well considering assholes like Morbid Angel and Steve Davids hold singles titles it's not out of the realm of possibilities that this should have been a blow job can't reach the top of the never ending shit show that is the XWF.

Hey Grayson, my ass falls in line to nobody, except maybe a dominatrix. Now come over here so I can masturbate into your mouth.

It's all okay. Everything takes some getting used too. I believe you all can get used to me being in charge. I have that faith in your abilities.

But Mr. Swagkins, you do understand that I can't run all three shows all by myself. I will need others. Are you telling me you wouldn't like control of a show?

It's just like getting a new house or car. I'm excited. I'm just waiting for the paperwork to go through.

Well aren't you just the most pleasant thing to be around.

Alright, I apologize. Wait...no I don't.

*clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!" *clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!"

Listen sweetheart, I'm not afraid of failure. Throughout history, it has been shown that you likely will lose a few battles. I'm a smart man, I know that. But that doesn't mean you lose the war. This is all just one big game of chess. It's all just a big plan. And I found the magic blueprint.

(08-04-2014, 10:08 AM)Socrates Said: *clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!" *clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!"

I was wrong about you earlier. I kinda like it. You're okay, Mr. Socrates.

You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

(08-04-2014, 12:36 PM)GraysonStinger Said: You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

And I'll be sure to give a round of applause when some poorly shaved ape with more muscles than brains stomps on the back of your head until your face becomes permanently fused to the canvas of a wrestling mat.

The offer still stands Mr. Swagkins. You could be their boss if you're so inclined. If you ever choose different you know where to find me.

I understand. Even though I do not particularly like you, I have no problems wishing a fellow man the best of luck in his future.

(08-04-2014, 01:29 PM)Kendall Savannah Sawyer Said:

(08-04-2014, 12:36 PM)GraysonStinger Said: You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

And I'll be sure to give a round of applause when some poorly shaved ape with more muscles than brains stomps on the back of your head until your face becomes permanently fused to the canvas of a wrestling mat.

Savannah, I noticed that you are not currently pregnant. Would you like to become pregnant?

I can't tell if you said rotcock or thot cock (the cock I use to rock thots). Either way, I think it's disgusting that a privileged white male is talking on her behalf. If she wants to get pregnant from some primo splooge, that's her prerogative. I'm trying to be a nice guy by offering the gift of life and this is the thanks I get?

You're not defending her honor, bro, you're destroying it. I think everyone understands how insanely valuable my genetics are to pass on. Look at my stunning long hair, my ripped physique and charming smile. Listen to how speak with perfect diction, evident of someone who is thoroughly educated. My sperm is Class A Manmilk, more valuable than Ivory ripped off rhinos heads and shit. I'm offering her the absolute gift that is my thick dong ejaculating inside her. I'm offering her the chance to raise a child bound to go to the Olympics, study at Harvard, or model professionally. I don't have to offer what I'm offering, I'm doing it because I respect her as a woman.

(08-04-2014, 05:25 PM)Blizzard Said: You're not defending her honor, bro, you're destroying it. I think everyone understands how insanely valuable my genetics are to pass on. Look at my stunning long hair, my ripped physique and charming smile. Listen to how speak with perfect diction, evident of someone who is thoroughly educated. My sperm is Class A Manmilk, more valuable than Ivory ripped off rhinos heads and shit. I'm offering her the absolute gift that is my thick dong ejaculating inside her. I'm offering her the chance to raise a child bound to go to the Olympics, study at Harvard, or model professionally. I don't have to offer what I'm offering, I'm doing it because I respect her as a woman.

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