Oh mighty man in the clouds,

I beseech you! Come to me! I am hobbled, broken and distraught!

The words! They flee from me; those scoundrels in the night, phantoms lost a midst the vapors.

Oh howeth, oh great purple headed dinosaur of cosmic importance, might I ever gain energy to write anything again? Worlds spring from my head as if legion! The voices smash themselves asunder, thrusting themselves into oblivion before the 'dam' would shudder and fail!

Must crack I do, oh ever glorious mushroom-shaped pikachu of holiness? Chemicals are to be a necessity? Pixie stix and angel dust get me nowhere!

Oh, what am I to do? Oh woe is me...