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Atara Raven · (10-05-2025)

Hello XWF Subscriber

We regret to inform you that due to a creative shortage, the promo you're currently looking for is unavailable.

We assure you our ATTY Team is currently working to resolve issue. There is no current estimated time for restoration of your Atara Promo services.. For further information please contact us on X.com with a dick pic using the hashtag #SuckItElon @elonmusk or stay on the line and the next available representative will be with you shortly.

We thank you for patience while we resolve the issue.

Your XWF Corporate Overlord Douchebags

Beeeep

Thank you for holding. We apologize for the delay but all of our representatives are currently busy assisting loyal customers like you. You are currently 38475737386 in line. The next available operator will be with you shortly.

For a speedier response, contact us on X.com @elonmusk with the image of a nonbleached butthole with the hashtag #YourMomSentMeThis.

Thank You For Your Patience.

Beeeep

Thank you for holding. We apologize for the delay but all of our representatives are currently busy nursing the shattered ego of T.H.U.G.s. You are currently 38475737386 in line. The next available operator will be with you when all Should They Stay or Should They Go votes have been tallied and promptly shredded for confetti for their departure celebration.

For a speedier response, contact us on X.com @elonmusk with an image of the XWF logo and the hashtag #JohnBlackRuinsThisProductAlready

Beeeep

Thank you for holding. We apologize for the delay but all of our representatives are currently busy handling a sanitation issue in the 24/7 Hallway. You are currently 384757373868474737 in line. The next available operator will be with you....dude, keep your voice downstf I'm pretending this automated...

What do you mean she shit a vase?

Atara? The wrestler?

Why would she shit in a vase?

Wow, she doesn't have a gallbladder? Look let me finish this message...no you can't use it for toilet paper. Get the Mastermind ones outta storage. They're free anyways.

Um yeah, uh....for speedier response, contact us on X.com @elonmusk with an image of Steve Sayors and the hashtag #ReplaceHimWithTrevorNoah

Beeeep

(OOC: Sorry Guys, sorry John, I drew a blank this week.)

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