Peter Lake
Fortune Favors the Bold
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07-25-2013, 05:57 AM
Peter Lake is driving in his car, listening to a 30 Seconds to Mars cover band fronted by the awesome Mr. Satellite.
He pulls to a stop at a red light. He quietly drums his fingers across the steering wheel. He glances back at the road and notices Tony 'motherfuckin' Santos on his way through the crosswalk carrying a faded pink box of donuts.
Lake makes a decision, he punches the car into motion and runs down Tony Santos as he flips up and over the hood. Lake leaps out of the car and makes the cover--!
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Tony Santos
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07-25-2013, 12:49 PM
(07-25-2013, 05:57 AM)Peter Lake Said: Peter Lake is driving in his car, listening to a 30 Seconds to Mars cover band fronted by the awesome Mr. Satellite.
He pulls to a stop at a red light. He quietly drums his fingers across the steering wheel. He glances back at the road and notices Tony 'motherfuckin' Santos on his way through the crosswalk carrying a faded pink box of donuts.
Lake makes a decision, he punches the car into motion and runs down Tony Santos as he flips up and over the hood. Lake leaps out of the car and makes the cover--!
Thankfully, Tony's head landed on a doughnut, so his pretty face was left flawless. Tony, on the ground and covered by Lake, hears this 30 Seconds to Mars-esque garbage coming from Lake's car and flies into a fit of rage. Tony, always keeping a powered doughnut covered in cocaine just in case he runs into Crimson Dong and needs to give him something to snort off of Luca's pee pee, wipes his fist with said cocaine and punches Lake THROUGH HIS RIGHT NOSTRIL. This immediately raises Lake's heart rate by 300%, and Santos takes this opportunity to KICK OUT, flinging a twitchy Lake back into his car, where he falls ass first on to the dildo that's strapped upwards in the driver's seat, for those... moments of... pleasure that Lake loves so much.
Tony picks up his doughnut box, with all doughnuts now replaced with delicious cheeseburgers, and he walks away.
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