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Atara Raven · (02-23-2025)

The Fox Theater
Downtown Detroit

In a cathedral of what can be described as an amalgamation of ceiling to floor far east decor have assembled some 5000 to watch the XWF's incarnation of the patron of whores. The stage as been set and good seats you did get unless you're an asshole who on Atty did not bet. Especially if the sole reason was because shes...

....brunette.

So get settled malakas and grab that corn of popping because for pee breaks this play won't be stopping. The lights have lowered signaling the show is starting so be mindful and keep down your sharting.

Act 1. Matthias' First

A spotlight suddenly beams center stage and stood there dressed all in black, because black is the color of non sheeples who are not wack, is Atty with her brown locks slicked all the way back. She takes a step forward and her blue eyes to the crowd have lowered.

Behind her in the shadows is a bare knuckle boxing setting, but Matthias is on Anarchy and description is like word blood letting. If we lose too much we will surely faint so let's speed up to the part where he licks philosophical taint.

Center stage, the goddess clears her throat....

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS AND FUCK THAT. I read Chuck Palahniuk and have no dick that can be felt. So let me repeat it to win a crotch hiding belt!"

Finishing her prose, Atty throws down a microphone shaped like a pipe bomb.

"I don't need it! I speak with my chest, I read Karl Marx I'm the very best!

Advertising hath us chasing wagon and wheel! Toiling jobs we face with blood boiling ire so we can buy skata we hath no need but only desire! Thy things thou possess end up owning thee! We're the middle children of history! Thou hath no purpose! Thou hath no place! Oh my God, Atty hath such a pretty face! That isn't from this promo, it's from a sequel, but I am a simp and in her want to put little people. Thou hath no great war, thou hath only depression so I will forcefully bring you out of class recession!

Revolution! Revolution! I am thou leader! Revolution! Revolution! Matthias the Great Repeater!

Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck This and Fuck That! I'm Matthias and thou hast brought a bat! To hell with Epicurus, violence is where it's at.

Thy mind is the most profound because thou hast recited good quotes like a clown but the real reason thy where this frown..is because a goth chick died before we went to pound town.....

End Scene.

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