On a damp summer night, all Misty can hear are the bats clicking just above her head. Sitting alone, staring with an unimpressed smirk on her face into the camera lenses.

I guess I could’ve known….

Misty sitting atop a set of concert steps that lie beneath a pair of wintering dogwood trees on either side [dolly.. mm].just how maddening the madness could be…oooohhh yeeeeah[/dolly]

Misty stands. We can’t see her brilliant blue eyes. They’re hidden beneath of a pair of ski goggles, a red with secured around her head by a sequenced cowboy hat. 

down play me, yeeeah

She rubs at the Xtreme championship around her waist

treat me like rodent… ooooh yeah. Well let me tell you something!

Pointing a finger in the air THE ELO?!?!!()7&@🤬

She then points at camera, shaking a fuming

is a scam!!!!!!!!

She literally spits from her mouth,

yeeeeah ohhhh yeeeah! Let anarchy serve as another reason to rate the Macho Doll Misty Waters on some arbitrary point spread, like a fanboy rating his own action figures- yeah!

Let it remind all of you, that despite any nonsensical fake math -yeah!-that the misty madness is the only real leader among this industry- yeah! I pinned yer’ deathmatch king tea, a man touted to challenge the universal champion for HIS tag team title… and where have the powers that be left me?

Playing rope dive for the title that some crybaby twitter warrior abandoned?!

That’s not the way of the madness! I might be old, but I’m not some dried up prune like centurion. I might shrouded in intrigue and speculation like some coward walking into a match with a mask like this supposed mystery entrant-

I am the madness!

And on Anarchy- misty waters is going to eliminate herself to begin the match- and cheer loudly while Madison Dyson becomes the new anarchy champion

2x KWA Unified Southern Glory Champion
6x KWA Middleweight Champion
4x KWA Tag Team Champion
1x XWF XTreme Champion


-Dumb Dolly records that no one cares about-

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory