Big Puddin' Herschel Kiss was a massive man, and he loved nothing more than a quiet spot in the park to enjoy his lunch. As he strolled through the park, sandwich in hand, he spotted a bench that looked perfect.

Without a second thought, he plopped down on the bench, enjoying the feeling of the sun on his face and the sound of birds chirping in the trees.

But just as he took a bite of his sandwich, he heard a strange noise coming from a nearby trash can. Before he could react, a referee popped out of the can and began to count.

1!



2!!


Herschel looked at the referee in confusion.

"What the heck are you counting?"

Cadryn had been laying on the bench and contemplating his entire life prior to Herschel sitting down. It seemed as though EDWARD'S Savage words still stung. 


3?

Cadryn kicks out of yet another fuckin' pin attempt..

Jesus Christ.

Shit's fucking wild today.

I DIDN'T LIKE THAT. HIS TURD TUNNEL SMELLED LIKE MILKDUDS AND UNRESOLVED TRAUMA...

0/10 WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN..