Bilbo rolls up into Lycana's dressing room like what up I got a big dick.

"Girl hop on this D I'm horny."

He shakes a half dozen Cialis into his mouth and then drops his motorized cripple chair into overdrive, mowing Lycana down and pinning her beneath the wheels.

"We're dating now and no you are not a beard, why would you even ask that? Dumb broad. Call me daddy. Or mommy. NO! Straight men don't get called mommy. That was a trick!"

pin

What in the everlasting hell was it with people interrupting her tonight?

No joke though, the motorized wheelchair gave a hell of a lot more fight than Reggie Estrada, Tommy Wish, and NKWC had combined.

It took a bit of muscle, but Lycana squirmed her way out from under it, KICKING OUT its passenger by unceremoniously just cutting the straps and dumping him on the floor.

"You can go fuck yourself."

It is said with the sweetest, most charming smile ever, as Lycana hops into the chair and zips out the door and into the night.