Hey Tristan, saw you lost at CuntFest, looks like you just put donkey balls in your mouth and then slurp until you get hair gel.

Did I hear you pissed on Barney's mentor?

Really, attacking Barney?

Shit, hitting a urinal cake is harder.

So, Tristan Slater, buddy of Shane , you and your micropenis-no-need-to-aim tiny embarrassment of a limp dick can come see me.

Don't be shy.

I'm the biggest dick in the XWF, it'll be like watching porn: an actual big strong cock fucking like you wish you could until you're spent and Shane has to come clean the remaining mess.

uh fat man.. I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE XWF!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

In fairness, Robbie...

Peter has a point.

I'm seeing a challenge right here, from you, to both Tristan AND Peter in a handicap match. That's what I see, with all that talk of big dicks, good sir.

I guess I'll just stand back and see how this all plays out though. YOU FAT ASS PIG!!!!! It's quite possible Slater won't want to waste his time on you in ANY match, or alternatively he may want to destroy you all by himself. Getting my popcorn now...

Challenge accepted. Your double assholes in the ring at Warfare, handicap, all competitors blindfolded.

(01-30-2020, 12:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: uh fat man.. I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE XWF!

I think we should have a lineup to settle this. Entire male roster, side by side, pants at their ankles.

"Death."

"Taxes."

"Peter Gilmour proclaiming how his dick is superior."

"Anyway, I, in good faith, can not rest knowing that Gilmour's ever-so-punchable face will not be ending up getting punched by me in this situation. How about it, Bourbon? Care to make this a tag match?"

(01-30-2020, 05:09 AM)Atara Themis Said:

(01-30-2020, 12:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: uh fat man.. I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE XWF!

I think we should have a lineup to settle this. Entire male roster, side by side, pants at their ankles.

Ohhhh, please THIS.

(01-30-2020, 05:27 AM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:09 AM)Atara Themis Said:

(01-30-2020, 12:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: uh fat man.. I GOT THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE XWF!

I think we should have a lineup to settle this. Entire male roster, side by side, pants at their ankles.

Ohhhh, please THIS.

Finn narrows his eyes at Engy, with flashbacks to a certain... other person... playing in his mind.

"You trying to be funny?"

(01-30-2020, 05:35 AM)Finn Kühn Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:27 AM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:09 AM)Atara Themis Said: I think we should have a lineup to settle this. Entire male roster, side by side, pants at their ankles.

Ohhhh, please THIS.

Finn narrows his eyes at Engy, with flashbacks to a certain... other person... playing in his mind.

"You trying to be funny?"

Sounds like we got a Patt Patterson situation here.... Atara, haven't you seen Big Gilly's willy in the locker room?

“Jesus Christ how fucking stupid are you homie? Yep I lost... so did you. First; I’m not married so you desperate attempt at trying to go personal just blew the fuck up in your face. Second; challenge accepted. Third; I’m not coming to you.. you’re coming to me and as you can see my dance card for the 15th is full due to kicking the shit of of Chris Page but you’re more than welcome to come see me on the next show that follows. You’ll have to excuse me for not responding sooner but I wasn’t sure if you was actually being serious or if this just another meaningless challenge thrown out for the sake of throwing out. Gilly isn’t needed. Toodles bitch.”

how many times i have to humiliate robbie? smdfh

and i like atara's idea.. though between me, shane and engy.. it'll be hard to decide who has the bigger dick..

atara might have to fuck all 3 of us to find out ;)

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(01-30-2020, 05:35 AM)Finn Kühn Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:27 AM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:09 AM)Atara Themis Said: I think we should have a lineup to settle this. Entire male roster, side by side, pants at their ankles.

Ohhhh, please THIS.

Finn narrows his eyes at Engy, with flashbacks to a certain... other person... playing in his mind.

"You trying to be funny?"

No, I am looking forward to a literal dick measuring contest. Are Kraut's known for packing heat? Inquiring minds want to know!

(01-30-2020, 04:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: how many times i have to humiliate robbie? smdfh

and i like atara's idea.. though between me, shane and engy.. it'll be hard to decide who has the bigger dick..

atara might have to fuck all 3 of us to find out ;)

Between you, Mini Morbid, and Noah, I already know you're coming up short.

(01-30-2020, 04:44 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:35 AM)Finn Kühn Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:27 AM)ENGINEER.EXE Said: Ohhhh, please THIS.

Finn narrows his eyes at Engy, with flashbacks to a certain... other person... playing in his mind.

"You trying to be funny?"

No, I am looking forward to a literal dick measuring contest. Are Kraut's known for packing heat? Inquiring minds want to know!

"No, no, no. Forget the dick measuring contest. I don't care about that."

"That name. You take it from him, yet you look nothing like him. You don't act like him. You don't have that same... vile demeanor as him."

"Who the hell are you?"

(01-30-2020, 05:03 PM)Finn Kühn Said:

(01-30-2020, 04:44 PM)ENGINEER.EXE Said:

(01-30-2020, 05:35 AM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn narrows his eyes at Engy, with flashbacks to a certain... other person... playing in his mind.

"You trying to be funny?"

No, I am looking forward to a literal dick measuring contest. Are Kraut's known for packing heat? Inquiring minds want to know!

You don't have that same... vile demeanor as him."

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(01-30-2020, 04:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: between me, shane and engy.. it'll be hard to decide who has the bigger dick..

atara might have to fuck all 3 of us to find out ;)

Sure, why not?

Who wants to go first?

Any preference, Atara?

Robbie looks like he could use a partner. Even as a monster, I endorse Robbie Bourbon.

(01-30-2020, 09:24 PM)Barney Green Said: Robbie looks like he could use a partner. Even as a monster, I endorse Robbie Bourbon.

"Did you literally miss the part where I said I'd offer to be his partner? Christ, you're worse than Gilmour sometimes."

Barn, I will always accept such an offer.

Finn, sorry kid. I would say no offense but this being the XWF and all, what can I expect?

Tristan; personal or not the message still stands and you sure don't got the balls to say anything back besides "yeah, well, you talked the maddest of shit and I am taking it please come find me to beat my ass like I beat my lonesome dick". Be wherever you want, make a stand wherever you want, bring whoever you want. I just bring the ass whooping, fierce and nasty.

We will come to you.[

Peter, calm down.

(01-30-2020, 09:04 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(01-30-2020, 04:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: between me, shane and engy.. it'll be hard to decide who has the bigger dick..

atara might have to fuck all 3 of us to find out ;)

Sure, why not?

Who wants to go first?

Any preference, Atara?

Mmm, Idk. How bout you three go and make a human centipede with each other and the order you line up will be your answer.

Wait, Finn, I got an idea.

Me, Barn, Finn, fuck it, ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO PARTNER UP WITH US against anybody Shane's pair o' pocket pussies, Savage after next.

I could tag with a broken egg, three fiddles, and a can of tuna and beat Peter and Tristan.

Let's make this about the people.

I could be alone, but what's the fun in not sharing?

After I busted up your little champion, seeing massive pantloads of bullshit deny shots at the one, the only, true Universal Championship and try to cast shade since they are too fucking scared or *wink* lazy to go win it, fuck it.

I am the People's Champion.

(01-30-2020, 09:47 PM)Atara Themis Said:

(01-30-2020, 09:04 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:

(01-30-2020, 04:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: between me, shane and engy.. it'll be hard to decide who has the bigger dick..

atara might have to fuck all 3 of us to find out ;)

Sure, why not?

Who wants to go first?

Any preference, Atara?

Mmm, Idk. How bout you three go and make a human centipede with each other and the order you line up will be your answer.

Shane's eyebrows perk up as he eagerly confesses, "Wouldn't be the first time. Well, not the first time for me. First time with those specific partners, though. Heh."

"So once we do that, you'll honor the order we cum in? Do we have your word?"

Bourbon Said:ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO PARTNER UP WITH US against anybody Shane's pair o' pocket pussies, Savage after next.

Anyone who wants to team with you against Shane's allies?

I do.

I want to team with you in that match, Robbie.

"Gee."

"What could POSSIBLY go wrong if we have Shane in our corner against... his allies."

"Anyway, just gonna say for the record, Atara, considering some of the stuff Gilly has said and done you should rather be caught dead rather than being forced to fuck his decaying corpse of a """superdick.""" But, that's just me."

F'n Koon, sir, I am not one of Shane's allies. There's no reason to believe something could go wrong. What are you even talking about?????

Robbie will see my point. He'll accept me.

Ya know, guys... it just occurred to me that you're all a bunch of dotards.

Didn't Slater clearly illustrate he'll humble Robbie without a partner? Or is it that you're all teaming up just to take on Slater by himself? Wouldn't surprise me.

*Shane waits to see how many more dotards come in talking about teaming up

(01-30-2020, 10:30 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Ya know, guys... it just occurred to me that you're all a bunch of dotards.

Didn't Slater clearly illustrate he'll humble Robbie without a partner? Or is it that you're all teaming up just to take on Slater by himself? Wouldn't surprise me.

*Shane waits to see how many more dotards come in talking about teaming up

“I was just asking myself the same fucking question yet clearly all these cunts not only make shit up as they go they don’t listen either. My terms have been stated. Take it or leave it; either way I don’t give a fuck.”

Okay, terms accepted. Next show after February fifteenth I will face Tristan Slater one on one.

That's Warfare.

February nineteen.

Also, no wife just means no jealousy when you force a donkey to ejaculate into your hair.

Ladies and gentlemen, come one, come all to watch a fucking turkey shoot.

Listen up you dumb fuck and pay attention. On the next Savage I’m booked you complete and total waste of space. So since you’ve had I dunno all week to get this right and still haven’t managed it I’ll tell you when it’s going to happen... and speaking of Turkey shoots, I’d imagine you know a lot about it after what we saw against Engineer. Go sit the fuck down.

(01-30-2020, 01:55 PM)HOW DOES CALENDARS WORK??? Said: I’m not coming to you.. you’re coming to me and as you can see my dance card for the 15th is full due to kicking the shit of of Chris Page but you’re more than welcome to come see me on the next show that follows.

Well, tarantula dick, which I know sounds cool but really isn't, you might need Shane to explain how dates work, since you couldn't get a date with a bale of cocaine in rehab. You might have to have someone detail what those little sequential numbers in boxes mean.

The next show after the fifteenth is on the nineteenth.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Robbie unfolds an easel and sets a poster with this image on it.



Well, lookit that!

Just a few days after the number fifteen, which is a Saturday, we see the number nineteen, which is a Wednesday.

That's when the next show that follows will happen!

That was your call!

I heard it, the people heard it, because you absolutely said it.

Sitting is for the tired and weak. Howsabout you stand the fuck up like a man.

"Dude you got me on the 29th... it's really that simple."

(02-01-2020, 05:09 AM)THE Tristan Slater Said: "Dude you got me on the 29th... it's really that simple."

"Actually he won't get you at all because I'm not going to leave any meat on the bone when I'm through with you. Your mother says "hi" by the way."