Jenny Myst is sitting on a recliner, playing Goldeneye 007 for the N64. She is dropping men to the left and right, and finishes the level. She celebrates a bit, before heading to the kitchen to get something to drink and nosh on. While she's away, the lights in the living room cut out. When Jenn returns with a beer and a bag of chips, she is confused by the darkness. From out of the dark, Myst's skull is met with a lead pipe, and the champ falls. The lights return, and we find Snow holding the pipe, with Rain wearing a ref's shirt. Snow covers, and Rain counts the fall...



1...



2...



...???

Jenny pops up, rubbing her head.

"That kinda tickled. Maybe next time you should get someone who doesn't have the upper body strength of a toddler."

Jenny takes the pipe and waves it in the air.

"Now get the fuck out of my house..........I have some more Goldeneye to finish."

Rain immediately books it, running scared.

Snow stands her ground and gets thrown out of the house through the window.

"Oh crap....I need to be more careful. DIEGO! WINDOW! EL FIXO!"

A Mexican runs out and begins to go to work on putting new glass in. Jenny sits down and crosses her legs, picking up the controller.

"YES! I got the Moonraker!"








Oh, by the way.

KICKOUT!