JUSTIN SAYN BREAKS WIND WITH SUCK FORCE THAT BROTHER OSWALDO CANT HELP BUT PASSOUT FROM THE FUMES. SAYN DOES THE JIG BEFORE TEABAGGING OSWALD INTO A PIN!

While unconscious from the fumes, Oswald would let out a massive fart in return fire, the force of which makes him not only swing an arm and leg up, kicking out, but after that he would slide out from under Justin, and waking him, whilst Sayn is sleeping and being suffocated by the fart that turns out to be mustard gas, and is slowly killing him, while Oswald gets out clear and free.

That was actually quite cute my dear brother Oswald. Using mustard gas in disguise. Actually quite clever indeed. However, mustard gas is normally not fatal. So what the hell? How about one more go round? With no hesitation Sayn grabs a nine iron and goes to town on Oswald. After a fury of hits Sayn lays over Oswald for the pin.

Looks like you got some required reading, Brother Sayn

Also, Brother Sayn, you can only do one attempt in one thread. This isn't Federweight rules. Once a kick out is performed, that thread is over. You have to create another. On top of that, Brother Sayn, you have to wait for a prior attempt to finish, before you attempt another pin. Brother Sayn, look at the rules next time.

Kick out

I did just now, out of Brother Edwards attempt. You do know I will kick out of your next actual attempt, Brother Sayn?