"First he lies about his age, then he lies about who trained, then where he's from, and now he shits on the X-Title and lies about it?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COCK SMOKE? Does he have too many dicks plugging his mind to think shit through, or is he just as intelligent as Swagmire is a ladies' man? Cause this ignorant mother fucker is a disgrace to the XWF, the X-Title, Shame , and the state of Iowa. WHERE HE'S REALLY FROM! Stop your goddamn lies, you lying liar from fibtown, PennsyLIAR. Oh, and fuck you."
Frodo smashes Maverick in the head with an IBM Thinkpad 380. He sends the lying limp dick to the ground and pins him.
"Really? The whole 'liar' thing again? Obviously I'm not lying about my mentor's names, seeing as how I won the X-treme Championship. You have no proof I lied about my hometown, or my age. I really wasn't lying about my age, or when I was born, I just didn't say anything about the year until recently."
1x Hart Champion
1x Tag Team Champion
1x Xtreme Champion