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**Vincent Lane** · (08-26-2014)

((Mastermind is taking a shit in one of the XWF office buildings many, many bathrooms. He seems to be having a tough time due to his diet lacking much fiber. After a few excruciating minutes of groaning and crying, a massive splash echoes through the room, followed by a relieved sigh.))

Mastermind: Ha ha! I mastered this toilet's mind!

((Just then, a silver booted foot steps down beneath the partition of the stall next to Mastermind's, followed by a second. "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane opens the stall door and we see him perched on the john, surrounded by a dozen rolls of toilet paper taken from the rest of the stalls.))

Mastermind: Hey.. HEY! Oh SHIT! Anybody out there? I need some fucking TP!

Loverboy: I'll hook you up dude!

Mastermind: Oh, thanks man I just -

((Loverboy leaps over the wall of the toilet stall, landing on top of Mazzy's body as the stall on the other side of Mastermind's pops open, revealing a referee with a clothespin on his nose.))

1...

2..........

Mastermind · (08-26-2014)

And Kick Out.

Mastermind gets up, and laughs at Lover Boy's pathetic attempt, grabs him, and shoves his head in the toilet, and flushes it.

"Try that again dude and next time you'll get more than a flush."

Mastermind grabs his belt,. and runs out of the bathroom.

**Vincent Lane** · **08-26-2014, 04:11 PM**

YOU FORGOT TO WIPE YOUR ASS!

Mastermind · (08-26-2014)

"No time with prowlers like you about, it's not even safe."

Mastermind finds another toilet area, ducks inside, and does some more quick business, before cleaning his ass, and then washing his hands and taking off again.

Tommy Gunn · **09-09-2014, 05:40 PM**

Another failed pin.

Chump.

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