Excuse me.. 

Kris Von Bonn spins around he's not in the mood for another surprise attack. But he is confronted by a 12 year old fan?

Fan: Can I have your autograph mister Von Bonn? 

The fan holds out.. a hammer fall cd. Kris shrugs and signs the autograph. 

Richards: That's a great album. 

Kris turns around seeing a huge man carrying.. a giant novelty plush sledge hammer. Kris looks disgusted. 

Richards: I'm sorry we haven't met. Alex Richards future tag team champion... in the more recent future new 24 7 Xtreme champion..once I hit you with this hammer. 

Alex swings the toy at Von Bonn and the champion drops like a stone. Alex grins then rips the top of his toy sledgehammer revealing a brick. 

Richards: Work smarter not harder. 

Alex covers Hooking a leg. 

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Charlie Nickles come in out of nowhere and breaks up the pin with a big boot to the back of Alex's head. He then lifts Alex up by the scruff of his neck before staring him in the eyes.


Do you think the XWF is a fucking game, boy? Are you trying to be cute? 'Future tag team champion'? My my my...the fucking ego on this one!

Charlie spits on Alex Richards before throwing him back down on Kris Von Bong.

I hope you do pin this fool....because I can't wait to tear your ass in half come Warfare!

The ever present Nickleman sleuths away from the scene as a bewildered referee goes back to making the count.


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"Kick Out,"

Kris rolls away from Alex Richards and from gets up. He runs back at Alex who is standing up, and spears him. He gets up and takes out a signed autograph photo of himself and places it on the downed Alex.

"Here's your autograph photo that you wanted,"

Kris then walks away in the opposite direction of where Charlie disappeared.

Bobby walks in and sees Alex Richards on the floor.

Oh, I thought you were Charlie!

Bobby looks down at Richards.

Are you what midwesterners consider "edgy" or something?

Bobby walks away...

Charlie, where'd you go man? It's a shame Kris doesn't plan on actually defending the Xtreme title at Warfare or nothing, good thing he's wasting everyone's time.

Charlie walks back into the scene unexpectedly.

Oh, hey Bobby! I thought you were standing over there now?

Charlie points to the other threads he's necroed 4 the lulz