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Chair of Mastermind · (07-25-2022)

The chair has been planning. Waiting. It has sat high about the X-Treme Hallway, waiting for someoneone... ANYone... to even bother with making a pinning attempt on the weakest X-Treme Champion of recent times. No one seems to value the weakened title however, prompting the chair to leap into action itself.

Looking down below as the its favorite Echo and the Bunnymen song plays from the Bluetooth speakers in its headrest, it sees as Thunder Knuckles continues to get the lowest ratings of any X Champ... EVER.

NOTHING

NOTHING

NOTHING

FOR WEEKS

NOTHING

NOTHING

NOTHING

FOR MONTHS

NOTHING

NOTHING

NOTHING

YOU BRING NOTHING

YOU OFFER NOTHING

YOU ARE NOTHING

"Is this all we are to you, Thunder Knuckles? Barely even a walk down these hallowed halls? Nothing to show the slightest respect for the effort we put into trapping you in these ways? The roster has bored at your presence to such a degree that they no longer cherish the X-Treme Title... but a CHAIR will change that!

I will not stand for it Knuckler

I will not allow this disrespect to continue.

You will be purged from this place

As well as any and all others.

Today is the day of your reckoning.

Here, there, or anywhere.

The chair settles upon Mastermind, pinning him thusly.

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Thunder Knuckles™ · (07-24-2022)

TK kicks out quickly and gets to his feet.

Holy fuck! This is the best the roster has to offer? A fucking chair?

Hearing the familiar voice TK turns around to look behind him.

You should feel honored Tee-Kaaaaaye That's not just a chair... That's the Chair of Master Mind.

Honored? For WEEKS I've been offered NOTHING! No suitable opponents for WEEKS, a MONTH, with so many options these days not a single one wants to step the fuck up. So, yeah, Charlie, I guess you're right. I should be honored that an inanimate object had more balls than the whole ass roster.

You know, with all that time they've been giving you have you put any thought into naming your belt?

TK closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.

No, because-

Charlie cuts off TK.

Just hear me out. I'm thinking Korra. You know, Exotic, playful, and very stripper-like.

I'M NOT-

TK takes a breath and counts to ten in his head. Maybe, Charlie is just doing this now to annoy TK.

I'm not going to waste time thinking about something that won't happen and you shouldn't either.

It's a solid name.

TK looks into the camera.

Todd, will you please roll an announcement or some shit.

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I surely hope some of these shit birds come at me with some weak shit, like I've ran the title into the ground, or whatever low-hanging fruit that would fall out Grandma Lemon Tits' mouth. Only to side-mouth, some shit like "unfair advantage" answering a CALL for a brother while trying to defend the Xtreme Championship on Savage and War Games.

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