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Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (01-23-2020)

We see Jim roll up in with a Bulgaralpine car, he steps out and sits in front of a camera in the middle of the woods

Hello Cadryn, I'm going to pin you mate.

Jim Jimpin, what on earth are you doing? Pin

Jim Jimson stands in front of Jim Jimpin who is standing infornt of his Bulgaralpine

Oh I1thought we were going to Freebird rule this shit

What are you talking about?

You agreed when we were up in Bankstown with esshay Jimson

Yo, you fuckin' talkin' bout me, bro! You wanna fight bro, let's go, mate, Maccas carpark mate, Maccas carpark mate, I bring ma boysmate, we fuck you mate

You are such an esshay dude, and we are your boys, you have no bloody friends!

Nah2mate, I'm no esshay, bruv, you know who the Esshay is? Passador, he is so gay bro, like he fucks assholes all the fuckin' time mate like once he fuckin' fucked this-

Are you going to shut up

You know something else about Passador? He's eight-foot-tall and built like a brick

You look like fresh meat Esshay........ I'm going to fil you up

He's also is going to rape you

Passador takes Esshay Jimson and pulls him into a bush all you can hear are screams of Esshay as his asshole gets torn to shreds by Passador.

Why are we still here again?

You know thats a good question lets go before esshay dies

Jimson and Jimpin get in the Bulgaralpine car and leave.

2 hours later

So, you know where this guy is right?

I know where he lives up in [redacted]

Ah, ok cool. We should edit out where he lives right?

Oh yeah, definitely, we don't want to doxx him

Ok, Have you seen this guy's other pins?

No, not really, what are they?

I'll show you them

Jim pulls out his phone and proceeds to play the pin attempts on his phone

(05-08-2017, 08:37 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Cadryn rolls up beside of Obsidians refrigerator box, and finds him sleeping.

Cadryn jumps off of his trusty steed Roseanna, landing directly on top of Obsidian for the pin!

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Wow, this is pretty bland, he never really does anything spectacluar another pin

(04-14-2017, 10:31 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Cadryn spots Drake just after JT made the decision.

Cadryn sneaks up behind Drake and rolls him up!

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Wow this guy is a loser, He barely goes over 100 words

(04-11-2017, 04:55 PM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: As luck would have it, Drake happins to be at the same restaurant opining as Cadryn and Natalie.
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Cadryn walks over to Drake and begins to roll up the sleeves on his worn out dress shirt.

He takes a quick nip of his champinge and smiles to Natalie before unpinning the rose from his shirt, and doing something pintastic.

Cadryn tips over Drakes chair and quickly lays down on top of him for the pin!

A random patron, who was before cradling his wifes head in his arms, rolls up his sleeves and begins to count the pin!

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hmm, I guess these old3boys can't type for something that is longer than 100 words

(03-05-2017, 07:30 PM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Cadryn sneaks up behind Graves, not saying a word because they aren't allowed to be friends, and rolls him up for the pin!

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Oh my god, can this guy, not say more than 50 WORDS, god damn dude.

Hey, Jim?

Yeah Jim

If you're showing me these videos whos driving?

Oh shit Victory roll

Jim and Jim crash into a house, leaving a hole in the wall.

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Jim steps out of the car to see Jim Jimpin impaled by a hat rack. He looks around to see Cadryn sitting on his couch looking over at Jim.

Hows it goin'

He stays in silence, Jim realizes that he must have already talked to someone and is physically unable to say words because he said good morning to someone a couple of minutes ago, he already used up his words for the day

OMG WHAT IS THAT!!!

Jim points over Cadryns head, he turns around to see what Jim is pointing at to see nothing, he turns back around to see Jim gone, everyone is gone. Jim felt bad for Cadryn and his inability to say more than 50 words, so he decided to leave and let him keep the title for a bit longer.
Then suddenly Jim hangs Cadryn on a crucifix and pins him. 1! 2!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **01-23-2020, 10:20 AM**

Oh good, this is much better.

Winner and NEW HMW Champion - Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · (01-23-2020)

Why is it every time I go all out in these, nobody replies. Vinnie, do you know what 48 + 5 is?

Vinnie give me my money

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **01-23-2020, 09:25 PM**

Vinnie pays late on purpose to draw that extra interest percentage!!

Thunder Knuckles™ · **01-23-2020, 09:44 PM**

Thunder Knuckles overhears Jim "the Jim" Jimson speaking about being owed xbux too.

FORTY-EIGHT THOUSAND xbux you cheapskate, mother fucker.

Jim here take this.

Thunder Knuckles hands him a Steven P. Coolie business card. The begins addressing, Vinnie, himself.

It's tax season and 'Ol Thunder Knuckles is still waiting on his W-2 from XWF. Also, my paycheck. EIGHT THOUSAND xbux.

Wait... my bad, Jim. Congrats on winning the HeavyMetal Weight Championship again! Future Hall of Famer, folks!

Thunder Knuckles raises Jim "the Jim" Jimson's hand in victory, again.

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