Taco trundles out of catering, his belly hanging low to the floor and his hooves clicking against the linoleum. Then, he sees Jim Jimson, and a flashback charges through his little porcine brain.

Kris B. Bacon

Wow.

In 2019.

Taco, infuriated by the obvious racial slur and unable to prevent the single tear from rolling down his round, hirsute face, charges at Jimson and knocks the baby dolphin as well as the XWF Heavy Metalweight Championship right out of his racist hands.


"Onk."


Taco then sits on Jimson's face and lets out a gaseous emission that sounds like a slowly deflating beach ball. Jimson is rendered unconscious and paralyzed as Taco pins him to the ground.

KICKOUT!
Jim pushes the pig off him and walks over to a podium.
Hello, my name is Jim Jimson and in my promo that was released yesterday was called 'Kris B. (Redacted). I would like to say that, i had no idea about the segeration and opression that wrestling pigs have to go through. To prove that that I have changed due to this incident, i will be donating 100xbux to a charity that supports vertern pig returning from war.
*appluss from crowd*

Now I will be taking questions

Multibe people start yelling questions at Jim

Mr. Jimson did you notice the pin at the very end of the of the pin attempt

Oh you mean "Jimson is rendered unconscious and paralyzed as Taco pins him to the ground." But I want to ask all of you if you noticed the pin the the subtitle

There is no subtitle

No not that subtitle, the subtitle under his name.

"Director of Craft Services. Also a pin" it says it under the picture of the pig

JIM JIMSON 2020 vote for me!



Jim walks of the podium hoping that hes still champion

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





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Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Good job crushing little Taco's dreams, dude!

Come on, Taco... I'll give you some old apples and stuff to cheer you up...


Vinnie and Taco walk away, Taco onking sadly.

Winner and STILL HMW Champion - Jim Jimson

(10-30-2019, 06:08 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Good job crushing little Taco's dreams, dude!

Come on, Taco... I'll give you some old apples and stuff to cheer you up...


Vinnie and Taco walk away, Taco onking sadly.

Winner and STILL HMW Champion - Jim Jimson

Good thinking Vinnie, make him eat until little taco becomes big taco. Nobody wants to eat a skinny pig

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





Hey


















You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is















What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












oh wait

























they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn