Dean Moxley McGovern
Ahm Back, Jack!
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06-10-2013, 10:07 AM
Kickout! Shocker is shocked!
Hey baby, wanna see something...shocking?
Dean pulls out a photograph of himself and what appears to be a very young girl, both completely nude and painting each other with body paint. Shocker looks mortified and asks why the hell he'd want to see that! Dean scrambles for the right response.
Whoa Nelly that's the wrong pic! Please, please if you've any compassion in you just forget what you just saw. I don't need more rumors going around...deal? Here bud, this is the right pic...
He hands a photograph to Shocker. Shocker looks at it and looks back up at Dean.
Shocker: This is a picture of you and a little boy, both in thongs, playing tug of war with a large puddle of mud between you.
Dean's eyebrows shoot up to the sky!
Oh no! Not that one playboy, you took the wrong one. Here it's this one...
Dean hands Shocker the Balls 2 Face Driver to help him forget about all he'd just seen.
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
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