Lux spots a napping Big D, and she looks about incredulously at the complete lack of pin attempts on a brand new champion. With a sigh, she plants one finger on Ds chest and flags a ref over to make a very, very quiet count.

1....

2....

3.....?

KICKOUT!!!!!

Lux is catapulted back as D instantly wakes up from one of those moments where your body feels like its falling and jolts you awake. He looks around confused and sees Lux on the ground next to him.

"Dammit, Lux, I'm a married man! How dare you violate the sanctity of my marriage, and my sleep, but laying on me. I'm sorry, I was nice last time, but this one's for my wife......."

Big D bitch slaps Lux, before decking her with the Xtreme Championship. He then shakes off his sleepiness, before running off.

"I gotta make better choices with where I fall asleep!"

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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