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JackCain · (06-27-2017)

1: Doctor Louis D'Ville
2: Jim Caedus
3: Theo Pryce
4: John Samuels
5: Cadryn Tiberius
6: James Raven
7: Jack Cain
8: Thaddeus Duke
9: Trax
10: Chris Chaos
11: Robert Main
12: Robbie Bourbon
13: Bearded War Pig
14: Thomas Nixon
15: Mezian
16: Peter Gilmour
17: Vinnie Lane
18: Michael McBride
19: Neville Sinclair
20: Steve Davids
21: Micheal Graves
22: Jenny Myst
23: Matty Courage
24: Chasm
25: Barney Green
26: Drezdin
27: Maddy & Engy
28: John Madison
29: Charon
30: Jody Madrox
31: Phantom Panzer
32: Reeve Gordon

Champions get their name in GOLD
Contenders get their name in RED

Universal Champion: Jim Caedus
-Defense Deadline: July 13

Xtreme Champion: Thaddeus Duke
-Defense Deadline: July 13

Hart Champion: Cadryn Tiberius
-Defense Deadline: July 5

Television Champion: Jack Cain
-Defense Deadline: Savage Weekly

James Raven: #1 to Universal

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-25-2017)

It's getting chilly up here.

Cadryn Tiberius · **06-25-2017, 12:44 PM**

(06-25-2017, 12:03 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: It's getting chilly up here.

Also, very royalty driven.

Phantom Panzer · **06-25-2017, 12:44 PM**

(06-25-2017, 12:03 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: It's getting chilly up here.

"Should come down here and join me! It's nice and toasty. I even have chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers! We can burn in the firey pits of obscurity together! It'll be one big clusterfuck of fun!"

~~John Madison~~ · (06-25-2017)

List is wrong. I should be at the top given that I put in more work than everyone else on that list.

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-28-2017)

(06-25-2017, 12:44 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-25-2017, 12:03 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: It's getting chilly up here.

"Should come down here and join me! It's nice and toasty. I even have chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers! We can burn in the firey pits of obscurity together! It'll be one big clusterfuck of fun!"

Go be nothing somewhere else.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-25-2017, 01:12 PM**

I will rise to the top

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-25-2017)

(06-25-2017, 01:12 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I will rise to the top

Not with that attitude.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-25-2017, 01:20 PM**

Suck my dick

~~John Madison~~ · (06-28-2017)

Please don't talk to a member of my group with that tone, Peter. That's your first warning, the next one goes to management and you will be banned for life and put on a strict diet since you're fat again. disgusting

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-25-2017, 10:35 PM**

ban me and ill sue the Xwf for harassment!

but i will make it to the top 5. just u wait and see

Phantom Panzer · **06-25-2017, 10:49 PM**

(06-25-2017, 10:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ban me and ill sue the Xwf for harassment!

but i will make it to the top 5. just u wait and see

"Man, I'LL be in the top 5 before you will. I do know what you can be really in the top 5 for: Top 5 Most Likely To Have A Heart Attack.

You fucking fat cunt."

JimCaedus · (06-26-2017)

"Hmm, I got some work ahead of me, but hey. Nothing wrong with some hard work."

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (06-26-2017)

(06-25-2017, 12:44 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Should come down here and join me! It's nice and toasty. I even have chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers! We can burn in the firey pits of obscurity together! It'll be one big clusterfuck of fun!"

(06-25-2017, 10:49 PM)Phantom Panzer Said: "Man, I'LL be in the top 5 before you will. I do know what you can be really in the top 5 for: Top 5 Most Likely To Have A Heart Attack.

You fucking fat cunt."

**Vincent Lane** · (06-26-2017)

Get me off of your ridiculous list, Paul.

If I want a title, or anything else, I'll simply take it.

Phantom Panzer · **06-26-2017, 05:51 AM**

(06-26-2017, 05:49 AM)Vincent Lane Said: Get me off of your ridiculous list, Paul.

If I want a title, or anything else, I'll simply take it.

"Okay, Vincent Lane McMahon."

**Vincent Lane** · **06-26-2017, 06:20 AM**

Go disappoint your father somewhere else.

Phantom Panzer · **06-26-2017, 06:25 AM**

(06-26-2017, 06:20 AM)Vincent Lane Said: Go disappoint your father somewhere else.

"My daddy went for a pack of cigs and never came back! Adopt me, Lane! LOVE ME LIKE THE FATHER YOU SHOULD BE!"

Ari Silverstein · (06-26-2017)

Before Panzer can even finish crying about his absentee father, Ari comes into the room pushing his official XWF Mail Cart.

He dabs.

Ari then pulls out a colorful oversized envelope that just says "PP" on it in comic sans.

"Hey man! This came for you the other day... what a coincidence, right? It's from a clown college in Sarasota, and it's from someone named Puddles. Should I go ahead and open it?"

No one answers, but Ari goes ahead and opens the envelope anyway. Glitter falls out and Ari gets a paper cut.

"Oh man, looks like I get to take a free day off! Hurt on the job again!"

No one cares. Ari pulls out a big Hallmark card with a sad clown face on the front. He opens it up, clears his throat for what seems like way longer than necessary, then reads it.

"Son, it's your dad. You're dead to me. Signed, Puddles."

Everyone looks really uncomfortable.

"Hey, I'm just gonna leave a copy of my mixtape right here, just in case any of y'all niggas wanna take a listen. It's fire. Okay, PEACE."

Ari leaves.

Phantom Panzer · **06-26-2017, 06:46 AM**

PP takes the card and the mix tape, summons forth a fireplace, with a fire raging inside of it, then tosses them both into the fire.

"Welp, that was stupid. Moreso than my own goddamn self when I decide that a North Carolina Reaper Salad is nutritious, only to be shitting and farting flames for a week."

Puddles · (06-26-2017)

"You were an accident."

Phantom Panzer · **06-26-2017, 06:59 AM**

(06-26-2017, 06:53 AM)Puddles Said: "You were an accident."

"HEY HEY HEY!

We have that in common. You really are m'Dad!"

John Whyte · **06-26-2017, 11:02 AM**

im main eventing savage put me on your list you fucking cunt

drezdin5788 · **06-26-2017, 01:16 PM**

*****snickering****

Doctor Louis D'Ville · (06-26-2017)

(06-26-2017, 11:02 AM)John Blaq Said: im main eventing savage put me on your list you fucking cunt

Chasm · **06-26-2017, 04:53 PM**

What the fuck Paul how dare you drop me a fucking spot, I should be at least 20th by now

Neville Sinclair · (06-28-2017)

Happy to be on here this week. Thanks guys.

John Whyte · **06-26-2017, 07:09 PM**

(06-26-2017, 01:24 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(06-26-2017, 11:02 AM)John Blaq Said: im main eventing savage put me on your list you fucking cunt

you got something to say you shriveled up old queer

Doctor Louis D'Ville · **06-26-2017, 07:51 PM**

(06-26-2017, 07:09 PM)John Blaq Said:
(06-26-2017, 01:24 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(06-26-2017, 11:02 AM)John Blaq Said: im main eventing savage put me on your list you fucking cunt

you got something to say you shriveled up old queer

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-26-2017, 07:57 PM**

(06-25-2017, 10:49 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-25-2017, 10:35 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: ban me and ill sue the Xwf for harassment!

but i will make it to the top 5. just u wait and see

"Man, I'LL be in the top 5 before you will. I do know what you can be really in the top 5 for: Top 5 Most Likely To Have A Heart Attack.

You fucking fat cunt."

lamest insult everrrr

Phantom Panzer · **06-26-2017, 09:38 PM**

"And yet it's more enjoyable than anything you've ever put forth as an insult."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-27-2017)

Yet who's done more for this company? Who's won titles around here. Certainly not a guy with cum on his face thinking hes a clown. Gtfoh

Phantom Panzer · (06-27-2017)

(06-27-2017, 08:24 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Yet who's done more for this company? Who's won titles around here. Certainly not a guy with cum on his face thinking hes a clown. Gtfoh

"Man, that title reign you had after you beat Scully lasted a long time, didn't it? Three weeks, right? You've become a joke, Peter. No wonder why you are tagged with McBride. You two belong together. You win titles, then fucking lose them quicker than a person with c.diff has to take a shit.

Get the fuck outta here with your entitlement bullshit. You're more of a fucking clown than I am!"

The Blue Tango · **06-27-2017, 08:57 AM**

(06-27-2017, 08:51 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-27-2017, 08:24 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Yet who's done more for this company? Who's won titles around here. Certainly not a guy with cum on his face thinking hes a clown. Gtfoh

"Man, that title reign you had after you beat Scully lasted a long time, didn't it? Three weeks, right? You've become a joke, Peter. No wonder why you are tagged with McBride. You two belong together. You win titles, then fucking lose them quicker than a person with c.diff has to take a shit.

Get the fuck outta here with your entitlement bullshit. You're more of a fucking clown than I am!"

He wins titles. That's +1 better than Panting Lazer. And -5 to the five time Federweight Champion............

CALYPSO!

Phantom Panzer · **06-27-2017, 09:09 AM**

(06-27-2017, 08:57 AM)Calypso! Said:
(06-27-2017, 08:51 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-27-2017, 08:24 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Yet who's done more for this company? Who's won titles around here. Certainly not a guy with cum on his face thinking hes a clown. Gtfoh

"Man, that title reign you had after you beat Scully lasted a long time, didn't it? Three weeks, right? You've become a joke, Peter. No wonder why you are tagged with McBride. You two belong together. You win titles, then fucking lose them quicker than a person with c.diff has to take a shit.

Get the fuck outta here with your entitlement bullshit. You're more of a fucking clown than I am!"

He wins titles. That's +1 better than Panting Lazer. And -5 to the five time Federweight Champion............

CALYPSO!

"CALLIE! How ya doin' fucko? I ask because nobody else cares. But I do."

John Whyte · **06-27-2017, 10:48 AM**

(06-26-2017, 07:51 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(06-26-2017, 07:09 PM)John Blaq Said:
(06-26-2017, 01:24 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

you got something to say you shriveled up old queer

mute ass <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">

John Whyte · **06-27-2017, 10:49 AM**

(06-26-2017, 04:53 PM)Chasm Said: What the fuck Paul how dare you drop me a fucking spot, I should be at least 20th by now

hahahahahaha

youre garbage though?

Chasm · **06-27-2017, 12:09 PM**

(06-27-2017, 10:49 AM)John Blaq Said:
(06-26-2017, 04:53 PM)Chasm Said: What the fuck Paul how dare you drop me a fucking spot, I should be at least 20th by now

hahahahahaha

youre garbage though?

At least I have made this here list every week since I returned.

John Whyte · **06-27-2017, 12:13 PM**

yeah but youre garbage

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