Scully returns home after yet another day of defenses against such opponents as a sesquatch, and many other tough obstacles. He checks his ADT panel after the run of home invasions from many XWF talents recently coming in uninvited for pin attempts. Looks good. He walks upstairs and see's his wife tucked under the covers. Putting his phone on the nightstand to charge, and not wanting to wake her, he leaves the lights off. He takes off his shoes, lays down next to her and flicks on ESPN to catch up on the day's sporting events, putting his hand on her back and beginning to rub it, hoping for a late night special. Just then his phone on the nightstand vibrates loudly. It's his wife, he answers it. His face becomes filled with horror realizing she is not laying next to him. He hears a crunch, and makes up a reason to hang up as not to worry her. Quickly he pulls back the sheets, and Gabe Reno lays shirtless smiling up at him with a bag of chips and flickering bashful eyelashes; chip grease all over the sheets.

Hey, Champ.

Scully screams and comes around, then falls face first, his leg tethered to the bedpost. Reno had taken advantage of the unsuspecting Champion watching ESPN and answering a call in the dark. Reno launches into the air with a 'RATED R' front flip leg drop, and covers him. He calls the ref and cameraman out of the bathroom.

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