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Shufflin' To Victory - B.O.B. D - 03-31-2021
Lil W is shown shaking his hips like a hula girl while listening to an iPod shuffle, shuffling his feet while doing so.
"I'm the biggest, baddest, dopest mother fucker in FWX history!"
Lil W shuffles over to a card table, where he picks up a deck of bicycle playing cards and begins to shuffle them.
"Good luck getting me over the top rope, bitches! I may be small, but I've got a low center of gravity and millions of dollars weighin' my ass down!"
Lil W sets the cards back on the table before heading over to a Shuffle Board, where he grabs a cue and pushes a disc until it lands on a space that reads Lil W Wins.
"You see THAT?! Lil W knows how to shuffle, baby, and he's gonna do it all over ANYONE who wants to keep this proud, black man from exacting revenge upon a country that made his great grandpappy work for free!.................. God damn your courts and their community service!!!!"
An upset Lil W breaks the cue over his knee and holds the pieces up for the camera.
"I don't give a damn if it's a Hide the Pickle, Exploding Stadium, or First Cum, First Served Match............. at the end of the day, you're all gonna end up just like this Shuffle Board cue, BROKEN! You best believe that!"
The scene fades with Lil W picking up a backpack from off camera and shuffling through it, eventually pulling out an odd looking board game simply titled: "Shuffle" as the screen goes black.