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JUST THE FAQ - CTN - 10-08-2020
The balloon was last sighted somewhere over the American heartland this morning. Unfortunately, these reports have not been substantiated by search and rescue planes that were dispatched to locate the balloon. pic.twitter.com/SCAPm94EaC
— F. Alexander Quinn (@Mister_FAQ) October 8, 2020
I will keep you informed as this drama continues to unfold! pic.twitter.com/uC7NUoWlRs
— F. Alexander Quinn (@Mister_FAQ) October 8, 2020
re:JUST THE FAQ - CTN - 10-08-2020
Apparently an experienced skydiver will attempt to jump from the rescue vehicle and land on the balloon. From there, they will attempt to guide it down safely.
— F. Alexander Quinn (@Mister_FAQ) October 8, 2020
We can only wait and hope the operation is a success!
I’m Francis Alexander Quinn and this has been Just The FAQ! pic.twitter.com/9gqZg0uIbl
JUST THE FAQ - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-08-2020
Greggo is seen rolling his eyes and mouthing the words "who gives a fuck about her tho?" in a constipated manner. He finishes watching the news and then clears his throat.
Mmmmkay so here's the TLDR version or would that be TLDS in this case? 4 all the people wanting the latest news on your REAL reason for lifing,and it ain't Kenzi. Anywayyyyyz guys, the real story here is that Sarah Lacklan is safe, is still your champion regardless of what happens to Kenzi, and most importantly YES my lovely Sarah will still be destroyum whatever sorry satchel of yak piss the XWF throws in front of her for her next XWF Unlimited Championship defense! Don't worry guys, Kenzi could turn up in a can of f'k'n dogfood and Sarah would still fulfill her contractual obligations to the xwf cuz she don't have no choce just like I don't have no choce in the matter. We all got jobs money to make. Tun in2 my next RP (recorded promo) for more up to date news on the one you all REALLY CARE ABOUT, my beautiful champion client, SARAH "I can tap u out be4 even touching u" Lacklan! We got YUGE shit in store for you all this month!
Greggo is walking away, mumbling something shitty to himself... Ugh it sucks they gonna rescue dumb whore Kenzi, god I can't stand that fuckin' cockblockin' baboon sausage fingered trogpleb lite. Can't wait till she's ded and Sar's all mine finally.