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Trax is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> rookie monkey Part 1: Edited Recaps - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-03-2017
The scene opens to NOCMM watching Trax's promo. I won't copy and paste the transcript of the show because that's plagiarism, but basically what happens is Gabe Reno, a
rookie, out-smarts Trax a dumb monkey, and then he is pinned in the middle of the ring like the loser he is. Then stuff that didn't actually happen starts happening. Needless to say, NOCMM, an invisible man who is actually for ethics in journalism, unlike his tag team partner, is disgusted by this fake shit. NOCMM stops the promo there and cuts a promo of his own. NOCMM: If you're at all interested in the real main event of the first round of Lethal Lottery, then you sat through that Trax promo where he doctored the footage of the February 1st edition of Warfare and inserted fans chanting "Trax Got Screwed". The fans did no such thing. You can watch the real tape here.
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26396 pops up on the screen.
NOCMM: And you can see the difference for yourself.
NOCMM rolls his invisible eyes at this.
NOCMM: Does he want everyone to know he's a fraud? Does he want everyone to know he's a liar? I doubt it. He just thought no one would watch the real show. No one would see his lies. So, he's a veteran hating scumbag. He's a footage altering monkey version of Richard Nixon. And at the end of the day all including this footage did was remind everyone that he's a loser, and unlike my client he didn't choose to lose. He earned that loss by not closing his eyes like a
. NOCMM looks down at his pile of dead monkeys.
NOCMM: I hate monkeys and even I know that if a monkey can't see, a monkey can't do. I know monkeys that non-woke people mistake for people are the dumbest monkeys out there, but every monkey should know that. It's common fucking sense. Trax is a
. He couldn't close his eyes in time, and that's a rookie mistake.NOCMM glances at his invisible watch.
NOCMM: My break is over. I'll watch the rest of Trax's promo later and talk about it in my next promo. This one is called "No Apologies" so I'll kill a bunch of monkeys in Detroit, they'll be easier to find since all the real people are moving out.
NOCMM heads to his magic carpet and flies to Detroit as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.