Quote:first off who the fuck is this jabroni calling me out. go back to knights landing and suck off cersei u stupid cunt. u dont want none of me in the mood im currently in..

so shut the fuck up and you can SUCK MY DICK!

Bilbo spits Gilly's dick out, which is hard now, proving he is in fact gay.

Quote:Fuck each and every one of you who doubts me without looking at a word I've said. Fuck everyone who has put their money on Finn fucking Kuhn. Because each of those bets is an admission that you, just like Cadryn, haven't been paying attention. That you've fast forwarded shows to the parts that you're in. That you're not sitting at the monitor watching your peers. You're probably setting up another thrilling episode of the personal drama that you think is going to get you noticed. Because if you'd been paying attention you'd know there is a reason I'm in this match with a .500 record at best. There's a reason Jim Caedus has complimented me. There's a reason I won superstar of the month way back when.

I fucking deserve it.

I'm supposed to talk about why you all suck. I'm supposed to insult you and call you fags and tell you to suck my dick.

Finn Kuhn is a

Cadryn can suck my dick

and Dolly isn't worth my fucking breath.

Quote:Do you think telling the whole world you have a two inch penis somehow exempts me from pointing out that your body composition is remarkably similar to a Ken doll melted around a wadded up jockstrap? You even smell like singed pubic hair and Chinese plastic. Riddle me this: How is it that despite having only one fucking eyeball, we can still tell it's lazy? For fuck's sake, you should only be able to spot a lazy eye when there's another one right next to it for comparison.

(11-22-2017, 01:04 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: that quote wasnt that funny bro

(11-22-2017, 11:40 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: and im chopped liver right guys.. i see how it is.. *flips everyone off*

(11-23-2017, 05:26 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Just want sone fn recognition for fucks sake

(11-23-2017, 05:26 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Just want sone fn recognition for fucks sake

Quote:"Don't worry, I'm a CNA!"

She performs the Heimlich maneuver flawlessly, and at least 37 pieces of popcorn erupt from Bilbo's gullet, along with a ribbed condom. Orange.

"More like SEE DEEZ NUTS! Get your hand off me, rapist! I don't want your yeasty clunge off of me, breeder! I'm crippled! HELP SOMEBODY! THIS FREAK IS ASSAULTING ME WITH HER WAGON RUT! #METOO!"

(02-27-2018, 12:33 PM)Muddy Waters Said: ***sigh***

WELL NO MORE OF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!!!

you see ladies and gentlemen, I Boris johan valentenko better know as Drezdin will not and I repeat not do any of that shit.

like I said we didn't need to do that crap then, we sure as hell don't need to do that now.

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?pid=133579#pid133579

(04-05-2018, 10:54 AM)Unknown Said: My name's J̶̷o̶̷h̶̷n̶̷ Ron Cena, not Chrissy Chaos, Robby Main, Jackie Hart, or even Manly Rider. Ok? I'm not runnin' a fuckin' blowjob bar or some shit.

-JohnRonCena

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=31200&pid=135457#pid135457

Quote:But when it comes to buffet fat fucks, well, dig your partner, homeboy.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he is his own category. Fat, corpulent, obese, morbidly obese, and Peter Gilmour.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he breaks zoning laws.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he thinks his toes are only theoretical at this point.

Peter Gilmour is so fat he doesn't need a toilet seat to shit. And that's in a handicapped bathroom, normal stalls are just too tiny.

Peter Gilmour is so fat when he rolls over in bed the box springs tap out.

Peter Gilmour is so fat it takes a forklift to help him get his pants on. Make that two forklifts.