It's no secret that I'm here to make enemies and squash inferiority at a ferocious rate.
Let's not beat around the bush.
After you all see what happens Saturday night -- know I'm coming for you too.
In no particular order, due to the equal fucking worthlessness of every goddamn last one of you pieces of fucking shit that will soon be scraped from the bottom of my boots after I walk all over you:
John Madison - The self-destructive, self-contradictory baboon who thinks he gives orders in his position of slavery
Unknown Soldier - The little kid who believes in the devil and fucks more livestock than Shane himself
Cyren - The incapable court jester who barely even succeeds at his own guaranteed failure week by week
Mark Flynn - The guy who will always be almost as good as the best 10 guys above him and never break through to being number 10
Angelus - The promising star who will always be almost as good as Mark Flynn; ouch!
Lexi Sheckler - The most fun of the bunch to look at, unless we're talking about actual technique, in which case she becomes an abomination
Griffin MacAlister - The sarcastic, confused mind that just can't seem to keep a friend, or a title
Crimson Deadly - The master of mediocrity and best damn looking gay man on the roster
Crimson Cobra - That one guy who is Crimson Deadly's only minion
Mr. XWF - The master of stupidity and worst looking gay man on the roster, but at least he makes teenage boys laugh before he loses big (and medium [and small]) matches
and, just for the fuck of it; John Black - Hahaha, he's John Black.
Feel free to line up in the order you'd like to be knocked down.
Have I forgotten anybody important? I didn't think so.
Here's your chance to squeal like the swines you are and bat your frightening defenses in the air at me to try and intimidate me.
Tell me things that should make me have a second thought -- claim you hope I choose you first -- beg me to release you from your misery -- say nothing at all. Do anything you like while you still have time; none of your actions will matter anyway.
I'm not going to waste my breath with a single word of response to any of it; not here anyway. I promise you that.
My responses will be of the physical nature; one by one, brick by brick.
Say goodbye to your loved ones. I'm going to rip through every one of you and from there continue onward through the rest of the XWF until there's
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Sebastian Duke
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(02-21-2013, 06:31 AM)Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 Said: It's no secret that I'm here to make enemies and squash inferiority at a ferocious rate.
Let's not beat around the bush.
After you all see what happens Saturday night -- know I'm coming for you too.
In no particular order, due to the equal fucking worthlessness of every goddamn last one of you pieces of fucking shit that will soon be scraped from the bottom of my boots after I walk all over you:
Feel free to line up in the order you'd like to be knocked down.
Have I forgotten anybody important? I didn't think so.
Here's your chance to squeal like the swines you are and bat your frightening defenses in the air at me to try and intimidate me.
Tell me things that should make me have a second thought -- claim you hope I choose you first -- beg me to release you from your misery -- say nothing at all. Do anything you like while you still have time; none of your actions will matter anyway.
I'm not going to waste my breath with a single word of response to any of it; not here anyway. I promise you that.
My responses will be of the physical nature; one by one, brick by brick.
Say goodbye to your loved ones. I'm going to rip through every one of you and from there continue onward through the rest of the XWF until there's
no
one
left.
How about this? You shut your mouth before I kick your teeth down your throat and shut it for you. You want to run around like some big shot? "Oh, I'm Sid Feder/I'm not Sid Feder" No one here gives a damn what your former alias is/was. You need to go back to patrolling the sewer system or whatever hole it is you climbed out of and stop wasting everyone's time. 'Nuff said.
2x XWF X-Treme Champion:
1.31.13 to 3.31.13: 62 days
8.14.13 to ???
Current Reign: 21 Days
Sebastian Duke
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