Hello My Dear Mr. Black. As you may know, I have been a huge fan of your work for many years now. As I have been gone for quite some time, I felt the need to say hi and let you know where I have been and what I've been up to.

- I played some GTA 5
- I pull porn.videos up on google
- taught a young schoolboy algebra
- bought a cradle for my niece
- played pin the tail on the donkey
- watched Dragonball Z
- ate me some homemade Oklahoma rolls
- straddled my girlfriend
- took the evil option in Skyrim
- made love to a stuffed teddy bear with a cutout of Miley Cyrus on it
- watched "Wreaking Ball" like 10 million times
- watched MIB3

That about sums it up...anyways, hope you enjoy your reign as UFO champ!

(12-15-2013, 05:32 PM)Shocker Said: Hello My Dear Mr. Black. As you may know, I have been a huge fan of your work for many years now. As I have been gone for quite some time, I felt the need to say hi and let you know where I have been and what I've been up to.

- I played some GTA 5
- I pull porn.videos up on google
- taught a young schoolboy algebra
- bought a cradle for my niece
- played pin the tail on the donkey
- watched Dragonball Z
- ate me some homemade Oklahoma rolls
- straddled my girlfriend
- took the evil option in Skyrim
- made love to a stuffed teddy bear with a cutout of Miley Cyrus on it
- watched "Wreaking Ball" like 10 million times
- watched MIB3

That about sums it up...anyways, hope you enjoy your reign as UFO champ!

Gotten Most of the attempts in the highlighted reign...and everything that could be an attempt in orange...and just to be on the safe side...everything is an attempt including that long ass title subject also!


Black kicks out and we see that Jenna Sliver slapping Shocker in the face. Then Black Superkicks him into Fatback's guts. Then he picks up his title and leaves.