"Eyes on target!"


"Permission to engage the enemy!"


"Roger that!"

The scene shifts to a dusty road where a lone truck travels at a cassual pace.


Not a care in the world.


Nothing amiss at all.


Oh look, it's XTREME Champion LSM behind the wheel!


Neat!


Remember that military jet from earlier?


Time to deliver our payload!

Oh shit, right!?


No way anyone could survive THAT, right!?


Yet SOMEHOW, through the fire and wreckage, LSM crawls her way to safety, but the explosive entrance did at least take her breath and leave her a coughing mess unable to stand.


Oh, did I say entrance?



















"YOU'VE JUST BEEN HIT BY A LETHAL SIDEWINDER MICHEAL!"


Indeed, Gravy steps up to LSM and undoes a single strap that causes the remains of the sidewinder missile that was strapped to his back to hit the ground with a CLUNK!


Worse yet, his chosen attire for the attack!

Gravy grabs this bitch by the hair with both hands and delivers a nose crushing knee! To add insult to injury, he then pins her with a very sloppy and botched to fuck Machina Roll!




1!





2!!

LSM kicks out of the botched Machina Roll before shaking her head loose and spitting a bucket of blood out of her mouth. LSM barely manages to crawl away with her belt after the kick-out....but Gravy, the dirt-road bastard he is, keeps following LSM every inch of the way! With a big sick grin Gravy comes up from behind the struggling champion and grabs her ankle- it looks like he's locking in a MACHINIA LOCK (ankle lock) for good measure! LSM hollers out in pain as Gravy lets out a sick twisted laugh!




As Gravy giggles and squeals like a pig in shit, his sweaty and hairy palms suddenly lose their grip on LSM's ankle! The X-treme champion is able to break loose, but instead of running away, she uses her ankle to trip Gravy down to the ground! Then, LSM quickly pounces on his ankle before hopping up to a standing position, locking in the MACHINA LOCK the way it's supposed to be done!




LSM keeps that lock clinched in continuously as Gravy grows more and more incensed from the newfound pain in his left ankle.