Robert Main rests in a bathtub full of bubbles with scented candles burning all around the tubs edge. He has his stupid hair in one of those turbi-twist things and a facial mask all over his 60 year old face. In his hands is a book entitled 'Wrestling Gimmicks For Dummies' by Tristan Slater.

"Chap-ter own" Robert sounds it out aloud.

Suddenly the bathroom door creaks open and Robert turns his head slightly to his left. "Chris?"

No answer, so he returns his attention to his "reading" when suddenly a yellow stream shoots from off camera and into the tub. It takes Robert a second to realize that's happening but darts his head to his left as the camera pans outward, revealing Thaddeus Duke relieving himself in Robert Main's bath water.

"YOU SON OF A..." Main shouts as he thrashes wildly in his bubble bath trying to escape.

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

"Might want to get that lock fixed on your front door, walnut brain."

Main steps out of the tub, the bubbles thankfully covering the manhood we know he lacks. He doesn't have a rug though and his feet slip on the tile floor, causing him to fall forward violently and smash his head off the side of his tub. Thad Duke goes for the cover.

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Robert kicks out... Duke slips trying to get to his feet... Duke gets to his knees where he is met with a gigantic soapy pecker... Robert places his hands behind his head violently shifting his hips from side to side like he fucking salsa dancing...He peters both of Dukes cheeks sending him to the floor in a heap...

That made me laugh lol

Vinnie hoverboards by eating an Arch Deluxe. McDonalds still makes them just for him.