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Funhouse Of Illusions
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The Freak Offline
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TITLE - Federweight Champion

XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)

Post: #1
09-09-2020 09:11 PM

We see Greggo idling inside some hall of mirrors. Then he stumbles upon a reflection of his female alter ego, who "speaks" to him.

"You are pathetic..."

"You are worthless..."

"Why are you a fake champion?..."

Then Greggo gets mad and shaders the mirror, but then green smoke fills the room and Culty is behind him with his pimp cane.

"Well Well Well, if it isn't Greggo... the manager of best of the best this company has to offer. The man who single handedly managed to make Sarah a star here, even though in reality she didn't need you at all. Time and Time, you sit there and think, that shit is so sweet like if you are so untouchable. A man like you, should realize that you aren't even worth a title that is on your waistline. You can be all like "oh im beter den yer" and still retain this belt, since you managed to con Sarah like a dime a dozen fake princess that she is, and she even knew that you'd take the bait from her like a little mice you are, i'm surprised that those mouse traps didn't hit you in your lovely face of yours, because you need to get it fixed permanently. Maybe your female alter ego is right... You are nothing but a pathetic, worthless, FAKE champion..."

Greggo lunches for Culty, but The Freak attacks him from behind with a green and black Kendo Stick, and he grabs Greggo and whips him into the mirrors. Then Culty picks up the Federweight belt and shows it to Freak, and then he pins Greggo while there was shards of glass on the floor.

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The Freak's List Of Affable Achievements.
1x (Current) Federweight Champion
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Theo Pryce Online now or has been in the last 30 mins
Management Lv. E-Rex

XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)

Post: #2
09-11-2020 09:29 AM


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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane (09-11-2020)
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Making Sarah Moist Again, ImageRepair101

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(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)

Post: #3
09-11-2020 04:50 PM

"I wazn't even da champion! You want that weird Eric pedo! He was champ! He winned it FROM me already! WTF'z yo!'?"

"Then again I never really was the champion since I stopped pinning Sarah Lacklan before Lane came and ROBBED her of the title and awarded it to me in teh 1st place. This is why my Sar makes a face like her butt plug fell out anytime she passes the Federweight halls! Bad memories of being FUCKED over by that asshole dictator!"

"From my client to you, Lane. FUCK YOU."

"To THE FREAK: Congratz you won a title from me that I didn't still have, because I lost it to Eric after I never really won it from Sarah."

Greggo crosses his arms and stands there looking as smug as smug could smug. He's damn proud of the way he laid all that out! No wonder people thought he was the champion of trash talk! What a pro!

Sarah Lacklan's official manager, hypeboi, marketing mentor & insurance policy, as established July 12th, 2020.

Greggo's promises to his client for 2020 Relentless season:
1) More "seen" and "liked" promos than any non-Greggo promoted PPV season in any fed
2) Less idiots spelling/pronouncing her name wrong
3) Access to free street drugs JUST in case they're needed (not saying they are!)
5) Free off-camera baby oil massage service (provided by Greggo)
8) Custodial service at a discounted rate (provided by Son of Greggo)
10) Victory, no matter the means

-Sarah singing with EXPEN$IVE holographic images of "the red hot chili peppers" in her first must-see big budget SFX RP (super friggin xtreme recorded promo):
(09-13-2020 01:46 PM)The "Red Hot Chili Peppers" w/ ACTUAL Sarah Lacklan Said:  
Beating jobbers, I'll be there
Lay down, get beat
Sit back, prone bone
This jobber’s...unknown
When they start and ring that bell
Charlie’s gonna run like hell
Charlie's jobbin’ to me
*BONUS: That ^ RP ^ (recorded promo) also contains a SHANE CARVER namedrop somewhere in it! But what's said about the XWF's resident inactive ghost/asshole? You'll laugh if you go find it... trust us. ;)

-Sarah definitely speaking to the whole roster and putting them in their place:
(08-06-2020 07:54 PM)Sarah Lacklan, Greggo's best client ever Said:  
YOUR best is losing again.

MY best is winning multiple championships and accolades at one event.

Then again, considering what all you have been doing while I was away, no one should be truly surprised.

-Robert Main, 2nd highest ranking champion in XWF, admitting his (and your) place:
(08-06-2020 03:45 PM)Robert "The Omega" Main, speaking honestly and totes not being sarcastic at all Said:  The Engineer... Shawn... Cent... You... We all fall to the real queen of the XWF and new Universal Champion...
Buy in to the hype. Never before has it been so obvious who the top talent is. Never before has everyone embraced the top draw. Never before has a champion already defeated the whole roster without even beating them in a match. Drink the chilled coffee type drink. Accept her, worship her, and stop taking your eyes off of her.

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