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Time to reclaim my champinship throne
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson Offline
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin



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(the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)


#1
07-31-2020, 12:15 AM

Jim Jimson rolls up to a random tree with a bunch of pinecones under it, he starts grabbing a bunch of pinecones from under a tree and throwing them to a large Catalan man.

Jim Jimson: PASSADOR! Big D was right! There was a bunch of pinecone under this tree!

Passador: How did you find where the pinecones were if all Big D said was that he saw some pinecones under a tree?

Jim "the Jim" Jimson: You think I'd let a pile of pinecones go to waste?

Passador: Yeah, I should know that after you stole that giant penis-shaped pinecone statue from our old rival college

Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Ha! If you thought that was huge you should have seen my uncle's massive, throbbin-

??: HEY! DON'T STEAL OUR PINECONES!

??: Hey! I know him.. that's Jim Jimson

??: Oh yeah... I recognise him now..

Jim Jimson looks over and sees 3 kids, holding pinecones. These are the kids Big D was talking about

Allegedly named Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Oh, well... If you know who I am, will you let me take these pinecones for the great dolphin war

Kid 1: No,1You suck.

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim" Jimson (Jim): HEY! I won last week

Kid 2: You beat Liam Roberts

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): I beat you all couldn't beat him you rats!

Kid 2: My fart could beat Liam Roberts

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): You really you think, I'm a weakling, well your about to learn that you messed with the wrong flipping Jimson, Passador beat these little kids asses up!

Passador: I maybe forever in debt to you, but I'm not going to beat up a bunch of kids

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly a dolphin fucker: Fine! I'll do it myself, who wants to go first

Jim starts to throw punches in the air at the direction of the children

2 punches later


Jim falls to the ground out of extreme exhaustion

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably a dolphin fucker : You win this time you little rats, but I'll get you next time!

Kid 2: It's been like 2 seconds

The kids walk away and take the pinecones away from Jim

Kid 1:[color=#708090 I think we need a new hiding spot [/color]

Maybe possibly Allegedly named2Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : Who am I kidding, I'm a loser, I'm a nobody, you know3maybe it's time I finally hang up my boots and give-

Passador: I knocked out John Black.

Maybe possibly Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: impossibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : TIME TO WIN THE HEAVYMETALWEIGHT CHAMPINSHIP!

Passador drops John Black to the ground and crawls over to him

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PIN



7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  


The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
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Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang





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You wanna see my cool new banner




















Well.....























Here it is
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What... you don't like it
























Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch



































You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins









































During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.












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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Tha Soulja Of Nuthin'
TITLE - Revolution Champion



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(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#2
07-31-2020, 04:51 AM

(07-31-2020, 12:15 AM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: Jim Jimson rolls up to a random tree with a bunch of pinecones under it, he starts grabbing a bunch of pinecones from under a tree and throwing them to a large Catalan man.

Jim Jimson: PASSADOR! Big D was right! There was a bunch of pinecone under this tree!

Passador: How did you find where the pinecones were if all Big D said was that he saw some pinecones under a tree?

Jim "the Jim" Jimson: You think I'd let a pile of pinecones go to waste?

Passador: Yeah, I should know that after you stole that giant penis-shaped pinecone statue from our old rival college

Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Ha! If you thought that was huge you should have seen my uncle's massive, throbbin-

??: HEY! DON'T STEAL OUR PINECONES!

??: Hey! I know him.. that's Jim Jimson

??: Oh yeah... I recognise him now..

Jim Jimson looks over and sees 3 kids, holding pinecones. These are the kids Big D was talking about

Allegedly named Jim "the Jim" Jimson (Jim): Oh, well... If you know who I am, will you let me take these pinecones for the great dolphin war

Kid 1: No,1You suck.

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim" Jimson (Jim): HEY! I won last week

Kid 2: You beat Liam Roberts

Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): I beat you all couldn't beat him you rats!

Kid 2: My fart could beat Liam Roberts

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim): You really you think, I'm a weakling, well your about to learn that you messed with the wrong flipping Jimson, Passador beat these little kids asses up!

Passador: I maybe forever in debt to you, but I'm not going to beat up a bunch of kids

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly a dolphin fucker: Fine! I'll do it myself, who wants to go first

Jim starts to throw punches in the air at the direction of the children

2 punches later


Jim falls to the ground out of extreme exhaustion

Maybe Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably a dolphin fucker : You win this time you little rats, but I'll get you next time!

Kid 2: It's been like 2 seconds

The kids walk away and take the pinecones away from Jim

Kid 1:[color=#708090 I think we need a types+of+pins&rlz=1C1CHBF_enAU881AU881&oq=types+of+pins&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5j69i60j69i61.4261j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8">new hiding spot [/color]

Maybe possibly Allegedly named2Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: possibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : Who am I kidding, I'm a loser, I'm a nobody, you know3maybe it's time I finally hang up my boots and give-

Passador: I knocked out John Black.

Maybe possibly Allegedly named Jim " 'Simply Jim' the Jim 'A verified Jimson' " Jimson (Jim) Warning: impossibly, probably not a dolphin fucker : TIME TO WIN THE HEAVYMETALWEIGHT CHAMPINSHIP!

Passador drops John Black to the ground and crawls over to him

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PIN

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Whatever you see in gold, all are pin attempts....

Title: Time to reclaim my champinship throne

Discrpt: So, you ever find it weird that there are these long as fuck thread description that have nothing to do with the post, like why the fuck is this so damn long like holy shit can you just shut up you little bitch and let me get to the actual post /watch?v=W-0ZV9zXpc0 <---- sends a link to pins and shit

Sig: Heavy emphasis on champin on both belts... and even down to his message that "Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins"

Underneath his name: The man, the myth, the legend, the pin

If i missed anything...well, i suck and should just surrender the title, and never show my face here again in XWF.

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JB quickly kicks out, and he gets on his feet, and pulls a large pinecone tree and wacks it over Jim's head until he fell on the ground, then he shakes the pinecones and bury him underneath it.

"Enjoy your pincones... you freak... you anit getting this title back anytime soon, beyotch!"

JB walks off with his title on the shoulder.

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#3
08-01-2020, 06:13 AM

It appears Jimson speaks Catalan. Who knew?


Winner and NEW HMW Champion - Jim Jimson

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#4
08-01-2020, 06:14 AM

Best HMW champion EVER!

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