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Centurion · (09-14-2019)

Hello folks. Walter Crowe, organizer of The Battle For The Bahamas, here again with two more announcements.

First off, we have decided to give Heather and Pip the weekend off. Instead, we are bringing in two legendary names, as XWF legend STEVE JASON and former XWF superstar MAVERICK, both off their final matches at XX, will be our special guest commentators for the evening. Both of these former wrestlers have a wealth of knowledge, as well as explosive personalities, so they should lead to a unique pairing at the booth.

Secondly, we have our first singles match to announce for the show, as Australian superstar NOAH JACKSON will go one on one with 24/7 briefcase holder VITA VALENTEEN. Both are looking for a big statement win.

We will keep you updated as more news comes in. See you on October 5th!

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-14-2019)

The following is an official press statement from Vita Valenteen concerning the booking for this event.

"First of all, I just wanted to say that I feel bad for the people of the Bahama's. It must really suck to have your homes destroyed and then be told that you will need to have "proper documentation" to even be allowed to enter your closest neighbor, the United States. If it were Canada, we'd not only take you in, but we'd let you smoke some sweet ganja and forget your troubles."

"With that being said, I signed up for this event because I care. There will always be people in this world who are less fortunate than me, and I'm always happy to help out when I can. However, I did not realize that when I signed up to take part in this show that not only would I have to forego my usual appearance fee, but that I'd also have to deal some petty revenge booking! Now, while I do realize that a match between myself and Noah Jackson is sure to steal the show and send everyone home happy, that's not the reason that this match was booked to take place. This is just Centurions lame attempt to try and get some measure of revenge because of what happened between us at XX. Don't even try to deny it either. You know damn well that the two of us are... um, friends, and that's the ONLY reason that this Walter Crowe idiot decided to announce this match!"

"I don't know what kind of pull Centurion has with this event. Maybe this Crowe fella is his dad or something. They certainly both look similar enough for that to be the case, or maybe Centurion requested this match to take place and got his way because of him working the main event of the show.. .Which by the way... STUPID!!! Heck, for all I know he MAY even be the one who's financing this whole thing."

"It's totally whatever though! If you think you've gotten one up on us, you haven't. I've already spoken to Noah, and we've agreed that we are going to go out there and tear the fucking house down so that there's no way that your old busted ass with your two broken knee's can possibly follow us up! That's right, you thought you had us, but all you did was set yourself up for failure, because when you put THE GREATEST PURE WRESTLER IN THE WORLD up against THE HARDEST WORKER IN THE XWF, there's just no way possible for ANYONE to follow us and NOT totally suck!"

Centurion · **09-15-2019, 05:02 AM**

I had nothing to do with it, but if, hypothetically, I DID, I would tell you to suck it up and remind you that you punch people in the face for a living. Remember?

I would also tell you, hypothetically of course, that it's not personal, but you can still go fuck yourself.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-15-2019, 06:55 AM**

(09-15-2019, 05:02 AM)Centurion Said: I had nothing to do with it, but if, hypothetically, I DID, I would tell you to suck it up and remind you that you punch people in the face for a living. Remember?

I would also tell you, hypothetically of course, that it's not personal, but you can still go fuck yourself.

(09-14-2019, 02:37 PM)VV Said: "It's totally whatever though! If you think you've gotten one up on us, you haven't. I've already spoken to Noah, and we've agreed that we are going to go out there and tear the fucking house down so that there's no way that your old busted ass with your two broken knee's can possibly follow us up! That's right, you thought you had us, but all you did was set yourself up for failure, because when you put THE GREATEST PURE WRESTLER IN THE WORLD up against THE HARDEST WORKER IN THE XWF, there's just no way possible for ANYONE to follow us and NOT totally suck!"

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