Unknown Solider is walking down the hall when he sees a crack pipe laying in the middle of it. He runs over to it, only for it to skitter away! Giving chase, he rounds the corner into a sick chair shot by Madison Dyson. Then, she takes the fishing line with the crack pipe at the end that she was using to lure the champ in and wraps it around his throat, choking him and pulling him down into a pin!

THIS IS THE FUTURE THAT LIBERALS WANT?!

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Unknown Soldier kicks out with a matha facking vengeance!!!!! and then grabs the fishing line wrapped around his neck and begins choking.... himself?? He pulls on the fishing line harder and harder as his face begins turning all sorts of colors. From red to purple to blue, until finally he passes out. Falling directly on top of Madison Dyson with his face in her crotch area. Dyson freaks out and tosses the limp less meth fiend to the side, and runs away from the scene of what could be considered a suicide. Soldier cracks a smile as she scampers off and says...

Unknown Soldier: "If that bulge in your pants is what I think it is, then you would be the expert on knowing exactly what liberals want!"