Loa Dust falls on Soldier's head.

So Sojah, you be willin to party hm?

The two begin to battle, ramming through trees, buildings, and some fat chick named Glenda before making their way to the summit Krakatoa. the two trade blows, lightning and lava flows all around them as Ronnie James Dio and Lemmy Kilmister spring forth from the erupting volcano and perform the most rocking cover of Sgt. Peppers Yellow Submarine. As both men begin to ascend even further into madness, Martians fire death rays down upon the sight, as Soldier and Z give the alien threat dual double middle fingers of death. The Space Menace drop a quantum Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator onto the field destroying everything within a 250 mile radius. When the dust settles, a green skeleton with strange carvings on its bones is seen streched atop another skeleton composed of the trvest black metal.

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Z LIVES

(ooc)pin recanted...wish there was a way to see when other people post while youre trying to post

Z LIVES

Unknown Soldier kicks out! The greatest most bestest Xtreme champion in the history of ever doesn't give a fuck if 2....3..... or even 666 people pin him at once!!!! HE STILL KICKS THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!!!!

Unknown Soldier: "Dude, my homie Z. Long time, no high with ya buddy? I actually don't even mind if you keep pinning me as long as you keep bringing this Loa Dust. Holy fuck brotha' is this shit good! Keep it comin' brah!"

Soldier and Z begin to get high as hell on Loa Dust. They lock hands and look deeply into each others eyes. They both nod as if they understand what is going on. As they hold hands and stare at one another, they suddenly begin to float and begin flying off into the distance. Up high amongst the stars and clouds as the theme song to Reading Rainbow plays in the background.