(07-09-2019, 03:59 PM)BigD Said: (Big D is walking around backstage at an XWF House Show, just having squashed some local talent. It was just like his match with Mingermind, one move and his opponent was tappin' out like he was his bitch. As D walks past, a Japanese couple happens to be conversing in their native tongue.)

Japanese Man: "彼は彼を固定しますか?"

Japanese Woman: "うまくいけば"

(Big D pingores them, his eyes focused on Lux, who is just hanging out doing whatever boys with a woman inside of them do. D attacks Lux from behind, throwing her into the wall.)

Big D: "Come on, Lux, get up! You can't tell me you're down for the count already!"

(Big D brings Lux up and performs a nasty Dan Slam onto the concrete floor, before getting up and taunting the TV/Heavymetalweight Champion.)

Big D: "Someone get me a referee, NOW!!!!"

(A random ref, who happens to have a very small package, runs over. Big D covers Lux as the ref counts)

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Title has "comPINg" in it and a "pin" with botched coding. The subtitle also has a "pin" with botched coding. There is a "chamPIN" in his sig. Other pin attempts in red. Ran the Japanese text through translate and neither of them appeared to have a pin unless that wily Big D tricked me!

BOTCHED CODING, -50 POINTS FOR HUFFLEPUFF! Lux kicks out of the pin and throws Big D off of her. Big D goes rolling into the poor Japanese couple, causing them to topple over like a funny pratfall. From somewhere, a helping "bowling ball hitting pins" sound effect can be heard for added lulz. Lux shrugs at Big D before scooping up her title and bailing.