Revenge is A Golden Bitch

Me and Jaimee put Jason in his crib and then we went to our room and ya know we did some Adult stuff not fit for Luca's to see or hear. When I woke up at 8:00 in the morning I was ready to go. I grabbed my fathers dog Tags, my weapons, and my armor and I was ready for every motherfucker in that village. I called up an acquaintance I know who owns a helicopter named Nick Wesley. Me and him go back to the old Indy times. I got in his copter and we were off to Africa to save Brandon.

On the Ride there I was looking at the Gleaming waters of the ocean, Some Mexicans going in the wrong direction, The Crimson Dong Humping a shark and weird shit like that. I took a nap to get some more energy for when it was time to attack. When Nick told me that he's ready to kill these bastards if he is. I grabbed my pistol and Told Nick "Lets do this"

I jumped out of the side of the helicopter and Nick jumped out of the cockpit. The guards looked shocked, We shot them before they even had a chance to respond. I grabbed one guard and demanded to know where the hell Oluchi was. He refused to tell me so I shot him square in his fucking eyeball. I some what remembered this place and Started to look for where the shitty little throne was. and especially where the slave pens were. I saw Kwaku Hiding behind a basket. I kicked the basket and grabbed him by his neck.


I shot Kwaku after I said that. It was him who attacked me and Brandon back in the coffee shop all that time ago. I still never found out what was wrong with my little sister. Anyways me and Nick started to jog a mile to search for this cave Kwaku told us Oluchi was hiding in. We found The cave that had two head mounted on a spike in front of it. We walked in ready for just about anything. I wasn't sure what kind of Ritual or Summoning this guy was doing but it just felt eerie. Then when we turned the corner there Oluchi was. With some kinda creepy staff, A robe made from human bones, and a hat that look like it's the skull of an eagle.


There was a hole so deep in Nick's chest that I could quite literally see his ribs. I slit his throat so he didn't have to suffer through that pain. That's when I heard Oluchi breath. He was playing possum to trick me into leaving so he can continue his ritual.


I shot Oluchi In the middle of his eyebrows. Oluchi was dead. That evil tyrant That has deserved to die is finally gone. But at the cost of Nick, Who was the only one who knew how to Fly a Helicopter. I then Grabbed the key from Oluchi's corpse and the n went back to the village where all of the slaves have been kept. I unlocked the door and everyone just ran out almost instantly. I was looking at the crowd of at least a hundred or more. I couldn't find Brandon until a man with a bird approached me. It was Brandon! He grew A god damn beard.


I started going around asking slaves if they knew how to fly a helicopter. I actually found one guy who knew how to fly one. I was honestly surprised. His name was Darwin Hemgar he was a mid fifties old man. He actually wasn't just lying to get out of here he knew exactly what he was doing. Me and Brandon hopped in the back. This helicopter did not have enough room to fit one hundred people so they are going to have to find their own way off the island. Brandon started to tell me some stories of what happened during his time as a slave. Some of the stories were actually interesting. But I was really tired and He as too. I handed him my blanket and pillow I brought along. He needed it more than me, We both took a nap until we were both home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

TAG TEAM MATCH

I am Teaming up with some Canadian guy who I don't know much about and we're fighting "The king of rejects" JohnnyXtreme. That name, when I hear it just reminds me of Johnny rocket fingers. Am I the only one? Then there's Brian Braxton who I literally don't know anything about him. I have heard of him but I haven't seen anything big about him. Except for the fact that he looks like Randy Orton. I don't know much about the other people in the match but It doesn't matter because I will slaughter both of them. Oh and that Canadian guy or whatever just stay in the corner and be a normal Canadian.