Eric Polulu
XWF's Busy Body
XWF FanBase: Flop (boring as fuck; promos act as sleeping medicine; never recognized in public)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Thu Apr 18 2019
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05-02-2019, 07:38 PM
Eric bumpin into Noah, and he dropped his jacknife hold on the floor. He picks it up, and puts it back into his pocket.
"Don't mind me, champ, didn't mean to bumpin towards you."
Eric walk past Noah, but instead... he rolls up on him for the pin..
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Here's a treat for you
Don't mind my attempt man, i'd never
indiscriminately
prawn hold you!
Eric's uh....uh....fuck it, just tell em what he did:
~Had Three most over wrestlers on his show!
~Managed to bare his soul to the world!
~Had a brief (mostly forgettable) Podcast with now "retired" Tommy!
~Was Not even officially the Federweight Champion (despise what that sex machine Greggo says!)
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
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05-03-2019, 05:36 AM
(05-02-2019, 07:38 PM)Eric Polulu Said: Eric bumpin into Noah, and he dropped his jacknife hold on the floor. He picks it up, and puts it back into his pocket.
"Don't mind me, champ, didn't mean to bumpin towards you."
Eric walk past Noah, but instead... he rolls up on him for the pin..
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Here's a treat for you Sexy Paige pin
/ sneakypin >
Don't mind my attempt man, i'd never
indiscriminately (ind in indiscriminately, that's clever)
prawn hold you!
Subtitle - "I'm not pinning you, bro!"
Think that's all of them.
I kick out and leave a note of Eric's body.
KICK OUT VICTIM #1 - ERIC POLULU |
I then realise that's stupid, tear up the note and elbow drop Eric.
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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