1. If I were such a 'waste of talent', I wouldn't be a three time champ. If I were a 'waste of talent', I wouldn't be one of the most talked about new prospects on Twitter, Facebook, Twitch, YouTube, Tumblr, and all of the other major social media sites out there. YOU, my friend, are the 'waste of talent'. They call you a 'legend'? I call you a has-been. Sorry broski!! XD

2. I DESERVE title shots. I DESERVE big matches. Hell, I DESERVE to have my own show, but the management around here is just too damn stupid to realize actual talent when they see it. Jack, you don't know JACK! I DESERVE the Universal title, while you? Well, you DESERVE a kick in the ass, right out the door and back to the retirement village you crawled out of! XD

3. You wanna see how talented I am in-ring? Meet me there... I'll be glad to show you just how 'lucky' I am. Peace, brah heim.

--kk kicks out, drops jn w/the kid kutter, & heads off into darkness--