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Bilbo Blumpkinz · **01-30-2019, 07:02 AM**

"Yo, Duke, I need some help, nig. I heard you have the skinniest, crookedest dick in all of XWF, and I've got a logjam of matchbox cars stuck up in my anus that I can't reach. This shit is practically in my duodenum. I got a dump truck, a Corvette, and an ambulance up there. Can you just reach that coat hanger cock into my gape real quick and see if you can fish them out like you were trying to jimmy open a car door?"

Bilbo takes an agonizingly long time to roll over onto his knees in the chair, dropping his gym shorts down his skinny thighs to reveal his asshole. He reaches back and grabs his cheeks with his flipper claws, spreading himself open for Duke, who is definitely right there and seeing this and can't possibly ignore it otherwise he's a liar and a

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"I think it's to the left? Don't worry, this does NOT count as gay anal sex. Just one friend helping another. Get cars out of his ass. Thanks.'

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **01-30-2019, 05:58 PM**

VV kicks out I guess...

Not sure what this is, but I’m going to go... Um... elsewhere.

BUH-BYE!

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