Bilbo Blumpkinz
I'm here for the bitches.
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01-23-2019, 07:17 AM
Bilbo rolls in on his power scooter with ground effects and rims. Seeing Dolly, he crushes a Viagra on one of his arm rests and snorts it up.
"Sup. You ever had that flat chest cummed on by a real man?"
(01-22-2019, 01:42 PM)Dolly Waters Said: "Oh fuck! It's one of those: 'I'm edgy because I make grammatical corrections and know things and stuff' kind of guys.
I forget how intimidating Alex Trebek can be.
It's not a wonder your panties got all wet when you saw Olive return. I'm sure a back and forth between you two would be absolute, awe inspiring pseudo intellectual gnashing of the who-gives-a-fucks!
Anyway, I've been standing around here in my pjs with this bowl of cereal for too long now, and have literally accomplished nothing today. What a fucking waste.
See you later, Darius. Donovan, make sure your wife picks up an extra pack of tampons for you."
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See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
- Pinned Your Mom
- Pinned Your Dad
- Pinned Your Cat
- Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
- Pinning You Right Now
- Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
- Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass
- Pinned Ghost Tank but who hasn't
- Pinned the tail on the donkey
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