Oh hi!

I'm Dolly Waters, it's a pleasure to meet you, and your hair. Does your hair have a name? It looks like it needs a name. Because it seems like a separate entity from the rest of...

Dolly gestures with her hands in a very spirit fingery kind of away towards Dillenger's body.

...all of, well, whatever all of this: Skinny, purposefully naive, emo demi-god trying to be cute kind of thing you've got going on here. But don't get me wrong, it's not like separate looking in a Donald Trump kind of way. Not at all. The hair actually looks really nice, buuuuut just nice enough to wind up on the wrong side of a hashtag metoo accusation.

Soooo you might just want to keep Gillynger, the prototypical cliche superpower wielding wrestler dude with nefarious ambitions, totally disassociated from whatever it is your hair might be doing while you're idle and not running around being a generic fuck.

I can see it now:



Next thing ya' know, Alyssa Milano retweets that shit and BLAM! You're Harvey Weinstien. And this isn't the planet Xenu either dude, so you're going to have to like hire a lawyer, be all over the news and stand trial in a U.S. Courthouse.

You're not going to be able to like super Excalibur your way out of this.

Sure you maybe murdered a bunch of people at whatever office that Maury works from or whatever without consequence- but that's because no one pays attention to Maury. Fuck I thought he died years ago.

That's not the type of attention you need, man. You, and every other millionth play-pretend ambiguous space deity are always in the need to keep that shit on the low-low. Even especially while being the Federweight Champion of XWF. Horus H. Xenu dude! Do you know what'll happen when Calypso finds out about this? You'll be on television weekly arguing with a gap toothed squid penis in human form.

NOBODY in their right mind wants that. Especially not someone in your situation. All godly and all.

So, until you quit being such a generic , with an even faggier haircut allow me to do you a favor and take that Championship for a while.

Dolly knees Dilinger in the nads.

Just come back and holler at me when you become less interesting, which is one of the addition by subtraction kind of things.

Dillinger crumbles to the ground and Dolly covers him with the pin.

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3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

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